"What are we supposed to do?" Amiboshi asked Tamahome.

"I don't know, but my legs suddenly have the urge to move," Tamahome nervously said.

"What the (bleep bleep bleep)!?" a rather handsomely done Tasuki in rouge and a red fluffy dress said as his strong legs began to dance. Can-can music began to play, and one by one, against each seishis' will (and mikos' too), their legs began to dance.

"This is pretty fun," Soi said, enjoying it.

"Easy for you to say. My legs can't go that high," Nakago huffed.

"I wasn't made to dance in a dress!" Suboshi exclaimed, the mascara on his eyes already smudging.

"Actually, you look pretty cute like that," Yui winked. Suboshi blushed like a fool, and tried to dance beautifully for Yui. The crowd threw coins onto the stage, enjoying their beautiful can-can dancing. The music finally stopped, and curtains closed an hour later.

"Brilliant!" Shufu exclaimed.

"My--legs--," Miaka said, unable to move.

"Mine--too," Tamahome agreed.

"Warriors are trained to do lengthy muscle work. I'm fine," Nakago stiffly boasted, yet walked off with his legs in a similar position to those after riding a horse. Everyone fell to the ground in exhaustion. Shufu only grinned, and took a whip out.

"No breaks now! We must practice! The can-can tour will be in one week!" Shufu said.

"No (bleep) way! I'm not doing your (bleep bleep) can (bleep) can (bleep)! Make me!" Tasuki protested. Shufu's eyes glinted mischievously.

"Okay..." he slowly said. Tasuki slowly got up.

"What the (bleep)!" Tasuki exclaimed. His legs once again began to dance. "YAAADAAAAAAAAA!" he screamed.

"Me next, me next!" a still intoxicated Chiriko piped up, jumping up and down. One by one, through their tortured groans, they practiced how to can-can over and over again. Their legs move as of their own free will. Everyone's powers were gone. Shufu eventually let them leave and rest in their one room. Muscles aching, they smushed into one bed for the night.