"Tasuki, why did you burn down the house?" Chiriko asked. Tasuki awoke from his long
beauty sleep (hmm..very handomse ^_-).
"Cuz it was (bleeeeep) evil!" Tasuki said. Nakago broke down crying.
"But I liked can-can dancing!" Nakago said. Soi also began to cry.
"And Nakago, you looked so good in those dresses too! Beautiful legs!" Soi sobbed.
"Mitsukake looked so hot and sexy in those dresses too!" Chriko cried. Mitsukake blushed.
"Why thank you, Chiriko. I was born with the can can dancing body afte rall. You
didn't look so bad yourself," Mitsukake said with a "huh huh", wink wink, and a flex of the muscle.
"I know! Why don't we start our own place!" Suboshi said. Tasuki glared evil
Taiitsu-kun's at Suboshi.
"I'm not joining no (bleep bleep) can-can (bleep) business! It's for (bleep) women
and (bleep) other (bleep)s like Hotohori and Nuriko!" Tasuki said. Hotohori and Nuriko came out of nowhere,
and they carefully placed their mirrors on a piece of satin which seemed
to be conveniently lying around. Hothori took his sword out, and Nuriko dropped a boulder on Tasuki.
"(bleeeeep)..." Tasuki grunted under the boulder.
Onwards men! next
blah blah blah....take me back