"Welcome to the Exotic Can-Can Dancing Paradise!" Tasuki said on a microphone.
"Tonight's show will be a special appearance of the Lovely Feathering Tomo!" Tomo stepped into
the spotlight wearing straps and high heels with plenty of make-up.
"Hello people, kakakakaka," Tomo said in a high pitched voice, blushing a bit. "Hello
Nakago!" he waved. Nakago blushed, and Soi slapped Tomo.
"He's my MAN!" Soi said.
"You're not man enough to deserve his grace," Tomo said. Tomo began to dance in
a sumptuous way. Everyone stared in extreme shock, the dance not quite what they wanted to
ever see. Suddenly, Shin-chan makes a guest appearance (ed. note: Shin-chan is the perverted,
5 year old mooning main character from Crayon Shin-chan). He pulled out his fans and joined
in with Tomo.
"Buri buri buri buri!" Shin-chan shook his booty along with Tomo. "I know a better dance!"
Shin-chan said as he took out two ears of corn and performed his corn dance. Chiriko joined in.
"Show me your moves," Chiriko asked Tomo, wiggling his eyebrows.
"But Chiriko, I thought you wanted me to show you!" Mitsukake exclaimed, grabbing his
heart in pain.
"I'm sorry, but Tomo is so much better!" Chiriko siad, gazing at Tomo.
"I guess that's okay, but I've been eyeing Nakago and Tamahome," Tomo winked.
MWUHAHAHAA! It's ALIVE!!
Even Taiitsu-kun's lint would be more interesting! Go back!!
