"Tamahome is MINE!" she rumbled. Chiriko grabbed Tomo's leg. Soi dragged Nakago closer to her, and Amiboshi kindly looked away from the mess, blushing. Tasuki started to create a ring of fire around Tomo (Chiriko and Miaka too since they're very close to him) for fear of dear sanity. Suboshi began to peek at his treasure of can-can dresses, and Yui went insane also and tried to steal the dresses from his which were supposedly meant for her. Slightly apart from the gang, Nuriko and Hothori were inspecting their mirrors. Chichiri was nowhere to be found. Mitsukake ran through the ring of fire and grabbed onto Chiriko's leg. Miaka inched closer towards a scared Tomo (note: Miaka is now like Godzilla).

"TOMO..." the earth shook with Miaka's words. "No one touches my MAN," she said as she proceeded to stomp on Tomo. Tamahome, watching at a very safe distance, fainted from the sight of Godzilla-like Miaka. He never knew she could be so violent. Tomo (a.k.a. Shufu) began to smush from under Miaka's foot and the Can-can world around the seishi (and mikos) began to crumble like the crumble on coffee cake. Everything fell apart only to find...

"Oh boy, I have such a headache," Tomo awoke from his slumber, closing his clam shin. He turned on the lights to find..."Nakago?!"

Not only was there Nakago sprawled on the floor, there were the others smushed on top of him also. Tomo began to laugh.

"So nice of you all to drop in!" Tomo smiled, eyeing Nakago and Tamahome. Tasuki looked around Tomo's bedroom wall.

"Tomo, you are (bleep bleep bleep) crazy! (Bleep) you've got all these (bleep bleep) pictures of a (bleep) dirty (bleep) Nakago (bleep) all over your (bleep) walls!!" Tasuki foul mouthed away. Chichiri popped out in SD out from out of nowhere.

"What a crazy man na no da," Chichiri said, taking a close up look at a picture of Nakago in a speedo. Written on the bottom was, "To Soi, love Nakago". Yet, the word "Soi" was crossed out and someone replaced it with "lovely Tomo".

"So that's where my picture went!" Soi grabbed it lovingly, tucking it in her shirt. Then the seishi turned to Tomo.

"You know, you made us dance the can-can," Yui said while she brandished a knife.

"Yeah! I'm no (bleep bleep) female!" Tasuki said.

"I've got a hangover," Chirko finally got out of his drunken state, and ran to the bathroom. Amiboshi then left the scene, not wishing to partake in violence. But he tucked one can-can dress under his arm from Suboshi.

"I've got to help Chiriko!" Mitsukake said worriedly, grabbing 5 bottles of sake on the way out. Everyone started to crack their knuckles and the air started to sizzle.

"What do you want to do to me?" Tomo laughed nervoulsy. "I just had a great dream! You never looked better Nakago...you too Soi!" Well, his pleading couldn't stop them. They released their mighty power and....

"It's been quiet lately," Taiitsu-kun said to Nyan-nyan.

"Let me fix it then!" Nyan-nyan said as she began to sing off-key.

"What was that?" Taiitsu-kun asked, popping over to where the sound came from. Tomo got out of the rubble.

"Taiitsu-kun?!" Tomo said shocked.

"Let me fix your face!" Nyan-nyan said.

"Let me fix your love for Nakago!" another Nyan-nyan popped out.

"Send me home!!" Tomo pleaded to Taiitsu-kun.

"I heard you are a good can-can dancer. I haven't had fun in awhile. I'm afraid you'll have to stay and please me," Taiitsu-kun said with a wide smile.

The seishi and 2 mikos wnet home to live happily forever. As for Tomo...

"Hey, this isn't so bad! Just like my dream!" Tomo said joyfully, can-can dancing away in full dressed feathers and dresses.

"More, more!" Taiitsu-kun and the Nyan-nyans clapped their hands, enjoying Tomo.

Stay tuned for Part 2: Tomo's Revenge...

I'm free!! YEHA!! Take me back!!