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Ding dong! "I'll get that Hori-sama!" Nuriko yelled. They were busily pampering themselves with a homemade spa and some organic backyard mud. "Yes?" Nuriko opened the door a crack.
"I'm your new Avon lady. We're having a huge sale today. Would you like to take a look at our lovely beauty products?" a disguised Tomo said. he was in a pretty pink strapper dress complete with garter and lace. "Although, I don't think you'll be needing it. You're a very beautiful lady." Nuriko blushed and slapped the Avon lady (aka kakaka Tomo).
"Sure! Hotohori could use some make-up!" Tomo, who was currently flat on the ground thanks to Nuriko's strength, grunted. As an Avon lady, Tomo was successfully selling his Simultaneous Butt-Cheek Toe Ban Exfoliator Brush when..."I Dream of Jeannie" began to play again, Tomo blinked...
"Mooo," Hotohori said, chewing some cud. A...cow?
"I don't feel too good. Why do I have a craving for...cheese??" Nuriko said. Tomo looked down to see a talking piece of elegant Canadian bacon It didn't matter. Either way, Tomo was getting gleeful revenge.
