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"Rip 'er off!" Tasuki said gleefully, ripping the "prostitute's" shirt off. "What the BLEEEEEEP!!?? Those aren't real, even *I* know!" Chichiri sat silently the whole time, a huge sweatdrop protruding from his head.
"Uh, that's ok na no da! I don't need a woman!" Chichiri protested. Tasuki took his tessen out and was ready to flame off Tomo's manlihood when... Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" began to play, Tomo let loose a sweat bead...
"What the bleep bleep bleep did you do? I'm not tall and dashing anymore!!"
Tasuki yelled at Tomo with an Irish Scottish British accent. Somehow,
Tasuki had turned into a Little Man with an Irish Scottish British accent
who's job was to regulate Azaria's butt center [heh, lucky me].
Tasuki looked around his surroundings.
"Wow, this is a nice butt! Hey Chichiri, where'd you go? You gotta see this butt! Screw the prostitutes, this'll make a man out of you," Tasuki exclaimed.
"I think I'm wrapped around your leg na no da," Chichiri said from somewhere below. Tasuki looked down to see a fox blue lacy garter belt on his left thigh.
"Your thigh is pretty smooth. Do you use Nair too?" Chichiri asked.
"What the bleep bleep are you talkin about?! My leg's just naturally non-hairy!" Tasuki exclaimed.
"I can't see very much. Could you describe the butt for me?" Chichiri innocently asked.
"Oh my god Chichiri, look at that butt. It is so big, ugh, she looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends. Ugh, but you know, ugh, who understands those rap guys, ugh. We only regulate her because she looks like a total prostitute ok? I mean, her butt, it's just so big, ugh, I can't believe it's just so round. It's like, out tehre. I mean, ugh, voluptous. Look, she's just so TAN!" Tasuki said in one huge British Scottish Irish breath. [ED Note: Yes, Az's butt *is* all that. And for more big butts, check out Sir Mix a Lot's Baby Got Back]
