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To cover my butt, I'll reiterate the yaoi warning.
*shrug* Although
it's really not much of anything, it's still there.
If you don't like
the stuff, don't read it.
-Ebon, who's still dying over the fourth limerick... *ROFLOL*
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Seen on a bumper sticker:
Lead me not into temptation
for I can find it myself.
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A young, redheaded, and thoughtful man
Thought it might be nice to sport a tan
He lay stripped in the sun
'Til he felt toasty and done
And cried, "I'm like a fish in a pan!"
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There was a proud young man named Rei Fuan
Whom a trek for a sweetheart had begun
He shot for a pretty lass
When came a smack on his ass
From a leering merboy he'd already won
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There was a young man who took a chance
Sought the hand of Ryo for a dance
Together they twirled
'Til Seiji's pluck unfurled
To confide, "I'd like to get in your pants."
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Touma was a quiet young lad
Whom for instructional books was glad
He thought it good luck
They taught him to fuck
For next day on the field he was had
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