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note: I dedicate this to my Ryo-kitty because he's just a little,
freaky, psycho cat.  He also happens to be an aggressive
cuddler...YOWCH!  Get the claws outta me!
-Ebon
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Arrange my books in order
make up some nice stories to amuse you
make things look smart and easy
shape up the place
hungry for the meeting
the dinner we'll be eating
wine that we'll be drinking
and kinky thoughts I'm thinking
all because of you
               - The Cardigans "Happy Meal II"
 

A bit of Sage Advice
by Ebonhawk
 

     Rowen glanced over his shoulder in suspicion.  Just as he'd
thought, Kento was standing in the doorway, a silly grin on his
face.  "And just *what* are you up to?" he asked, turning back to
his typing.  The letters quickly spilled across the monitor with the
keyboard under his skilled fingers.

     "Nothin'," Kento replied.  Yep, he was up to something.  That
single word proved it beyond all doubt.

     "Spill it."  His fingers never paused.

     "I'm not doing nothin'!" Kento protested.

     "That was a double negative, Ken, so you *are* doing
something.  What do you plan on doing to me?"  Rowen smiled a
little when he heard his friend huff in disappointment.  None of
them had been able to take him by surprise yet.  It was while he
was listening to Kento's mumbling about this very thing that he
*was* nabbed.  "Hey!"

     Sage had one arm and Ryo the other.  Between them, they
hauled him out of the chair and dragged him from the room.  They
pulled him up short and the last thing he saw was Cye's smiling
face as he tied a heavy blindfold over his eyes.  "Shit, guys...what
the hell are you doing to me?"

     "Just be quiet, Rowen," Cye whispered in his ear, pausing to
softly kiss his earlobe before stepping out of the way.  Sage and
Ryo moved forward again and he stumbled as they moved faster
then he did.  He wasn't sure where they were taking him, getting all
turned around in his confusion, but he knew it when they dragged
him into one of the bedrooms.

     He felt the warmth of sunlight across his skin and figured that it
was Sage's room...none of the others let in this much light.  Ryo let
go of his right arm and moved away while Sage moved to stand
behind him.  Sage's arms were around his waist, pulling him tight
against the blond's body.  He could feel soft lips nuzzling at his
neck and he bit his lip to hold back the gentle moan that threatened
to escape.  He trembled when a tongue drew a soft line up the back
of his neck and then Sage's hands moved steadily, unerringly,
under his t-shirt, over his chest...and then lower...

                    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

     "ROWEN!!!  Wake up!"  Kento slammed the pillow down over
his friend's head.  He'd been trying to wake him for the past fifteen
minutes.  How could someone sleep through the ruckus he'd been
making?  No matter how many times he saw it, it always amazed
him.

     He watched as the dark blue eyes slowly blinked open, bleary
with the remnants of the previous night's overindulgence.  Rowen
grunted something unintelligible and started to close his eyes
again.  Kento grinned and lifted the pillow again.  This was going
to be fun.

     *BOOSH!*

     "I said, wake up," he told Rowen, who now lay staring at him
uncomprehendingly.

     "Uzza t'me?"

     "Almost noon."

     "Nnnnnnn.  T'early.  Go 'way."  Kento dodged Rowen's sudden
wild flailing of arms.  When the flurry was over, they plopped back
down on the rumpled bed and the archer was still again, eyes
blissfully closed.

     *BOOSH!*

     "Wake up."

     "Nuh."

     *BOOSH!*

     "Wake up."

     "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"  A pillow flew back at him.

     "Fine.  We'll do it the hard way."  Kento threw back the
blankets and scooped Rowen up in his arms then carried him into
the bathroom.  He dumped his friend, who was now struggling
feebly to get away, unceremoniously into the tub and, switching it
to the showerhead, cranked up the cold water and pulled the curtain
shut.

     "YAAAHHHHH!!!"  There was a long bit of sputtering and
cursing before water was turned off and the curtain yanked back
open.  Rowen, soaked t-shirt and boxers clinging dangerously close
to his shivering body, glared at Kento with enough heat to melt the
entire Antarctic polar cap.  His blue hair straggled into his eyes and
he scowled darkly.  He snatched the thick green towel Kento
offered to him and stomped back into his room, slamming the door
behind him.

     Feeling smug and satisfied, Kento tromped back downstairs into
the kitchen.  Cye handed him a plate and pointed him to the table.
Kento looked down and was happy to find his favorite lunch just
waiting for him.

     "I take it from all the yelling and naughty language that you
woke him?" Cye asked from his spot back at the counter.

     "Yup."

     Cye stepped up behind him and said, "Good," before leaning
forward and grabbing him in a tight embrace, putting a quick kiss
at the corner of his lips.  The blue-green eyes sparkled as the
slender young man slowly pulled away and moved to take his own
seat.  A quick, soft smile was shared betweem them before Kento
scarfed down a large portion of his meal.  They both looked up
when Sage slipped in and took a seat of his own.

     The blond eyed them, then said, "You two have been kissing
again, haven't you?"  The sly grin that graced his beautiful face
made Cye blush and hide his cheeks beneath his hands.  Sage was
the only one in the house that knew that he and Kento were a
"thing" so far - although Cye was certain that Mia had her
suspicions.  Beside him, Kento coughed his embarrassment,
throwing a red-faced smirk at Sage.  The blond always asked that
question just for the reaction that never failed to make him laugh.

     They were only mildly startled when Ryo burst in through the
back door, smiling wide and mischievous, White Blaze romping in
after him.  "Watch out!" he cried, "Mia's right behind us!"

     Bewildered, the trio watched as Ryo zipped through the kitchen
and then through the house...leaving the front door wide open as he
hurried.  They swung back around to the sliding glass back door
when they heard harsh, heavy breathing.  Standing there, drenched
head to toe from the hose in her new sundress and sandals, stood a
seriously pissed Mia.

     "Where is he?" she growled.

     Smart enough to not laugh in the face of a their present danger,
together all three of them pointed out Ryo's way of escape...in three
separate directions.

     "Oooooo!  You're no help.  Why did I even bother asking you
three?"  Before any of them could give her a smart-assed reply, she
swept past them and out of the kitchen.  "I see someone got you,
too," they heard her comment saucily.  An incoherent grumble
answered her.

     Then Rowen stumbled into the kitchen, still damp and shivering
from his unexpected shower but now wrapped comfortably in a
big, body-engulfing robe of intense red.  Obviously, he'd snitched
Ryo's when he couldn't find his own.  He plopped into a chair at
the table and glared down at the wood, looking like he was still
more than half asleep and oblivious to the world at large.

     "Would you like something to eat, Rowen?" Cye asked him.
"Maybe lunch?  Or *breakfast*?" he joked, knowing that Rowen
was never up in time to eat a regular morning meal.

     "Uzzat?"

     "Excuse me?"

     "Wuz br'kf'st?"  He scratched fiercely at his head, ruffling the
blue hair into even wilder disarray.  Slumping low in the chair,
Rowen finally looked around the table, studiously avoiding Kento.
When his tired, hazy eyes lighted on Sage, bits of the dream the
"evil one" had pillow-bashed him out of filtered into his mind.  He
smiled a little and sighed, then flushed and turned away when Sage
grinned at him.  Then it occurred to him just *what* he'd been
dreaming about and he shuddered.  What was he thinking???
About being stripped naked and having Sage's hands and mouth all
over him, that's what.  He winced in private embarrassment and
tried not to acknowledge the thought.  Like Sage would *ever*
even *consider* doing something like that to him...with him.

     "So, what's your goal for the day, Rowen?" Sage asked him.

     Tossing a quick, unreadable glance at the blond that was stuck
in his brain, he easily replied without any time wasted on thought,
"World domination."  There, that should clear my mind, he told
himself.

     "Really?  And how do plan on doing this?"

     "Using my TI89, Mia's laptop, and the internet.  I'll take over
the entire world's finances in minutes and everyone will HAVE to
do what I say. You'll all be calling me Emperor Touma by dinner."

     "Emperor Touma?" Sage asked in surprise, smiling at his
friend's brain-dead attempt at humor.  Rowen hardly ever used his
Japanese name anymore.

     "Yeah, sounds better that way."  He gave a quick laugh then
heaved a tired sigh, letting his shoulders slump low.  His head
drooped and he stared numbly at the plate Cye set before him.
Several minutes passed as he just sat there, eyeing the breakfast
food - eggs, toast, and bacon - purely Western fare.  Just the sight
of it was making him nauseous.  He promised himself that he
wasn't *ever* going to binge like that again...  Yeah, right, he
thought in response to that.  It was all...  Damn!  He couldn't even
remember who he'd been out with last night.  Well, whoever it had
been, it was all *his* fault.

     "You gonna eat that, Ro?" asked Kento, his voice hopeful.

     Rowen carefully shook his head.  As the plate moved out of the
way, he let himself slowly fall forward, his forehead soon coming
into contact with the cool wood of the table.  He felt his eyes
slipping closed...

     "Rowen?"

     "Nuh?"  He couldn't quite puzzle out who the speaker was.
Strong hands slipped gently onto his shoulders and began to rub,
digging deep into the tenseness that had shown up in his muscles
because he'd slept weird.  Oh, that felt good.  Rowen let out a
small, pleasured sigh.

     "Are you all right?"  Who was talking to him?

     "Nuh-uh."

     "What can I do to make you feel better?"  Sage!  It was Sage
that was talking to him.  He felt much better having figured out the
enigma.  It shouldn't have thrilled him that much but he was feeling
ill enough at that given moment that it made him the happiest
person in the world.

     Kiss me, he wanted to answer for some reason - he refused to
consider it.  He blinked the urge away and instead said, "Let me go
back to bed."

     "Sorry, I can't.  We've got an appointment to keep with my
mother.  Remember?" Sage asked, his voice ringing with
amusement at Rowen's expense.

     "Oh crap!  I forgot.  I wouldn't have gone out last night if I
*had* remembered."  He paused sheepishly, "By the way, does
anyone know who I was out with?"

     "Don't you know?"  Cye sounded incredulous.

     "No.  I was *really* plastered last night."

     "It was Kimi," Sage informed him, hands still working
diligently on his shoulders.

     "Kimi?  I let *her* get me drunk? I thought I was out with one
of the guys!"

     "Apparently you did - and she isn't too far off of being one of
the guys, if you think about it," Sage said with a smirk.

     "Shit.  What did she do to me?" Rowen complained, coming a
bit more awake.  That redheaded chick was always threatening to
get him tattooed or pierced if she was ever around him while he
drank.  He sat up and dropped the top of the robe off his shoulders,
letting it pool around his middle, when he suddenly noticed an odd
sensation centered around his stomach.  Sparkling brightly back at
him from his navel was a deep blue bead on a on a silver hoop. His
eyes popped open wide and Sage leaned over his shoulder to look,
murmuring in appreciation.  Rowen was more involved in trying to
figure out how he hadn't noticed it earlier.

     "Oh, how cute!" Cye blurted before he could stop himself, a
faint blush then covering his cheeks along with a wide smile.
Rowen glared at him.

     "How do you take it out?" the archer muttered, poking at it with
an idle finger.  "I'm so numb to everything right now that I didn't
even feel it before.  Do you see anything else?"

     Sage's fingers drifted down his back then stabbed hard at a spot
in the middle of his lower back, sending shockwaves of stinging
hurt through his body, making him yelp.  "You've got something
here."

     "What is it?!" he yowled.

     "Looks like a tattoo of your kanji," the blond said, tracing it
lightly with a fingertip so Rowen could feel it without too much
more pain.  Rowen hissed and moved away from the soft touch,
afraid that Sage would once again feel the urge to be vicious.  He
knew from experience that it was not an unfounded fear.

     "Dammit.  She got me with both of them."

     "What are you talking about?" Sage asked, still fingering the
dark blue marking on the archer's pale skin as he examined the
work.

     "Kimi.  She's been threatening to have her way with me for the
past two years.  Seems she got it last night."

     "Have her way with you?" Cye balked.  "I thought she was a
lesbian!"

     "She is.  She's also been telling me that she would find a way to
get me either pierced or tattooed," Rowen clarified, "Thus she has
now had her way with me TWICE."  He looked closer at the ring in
his navel and growled, "How do you get this thing OUT?"

     "Leave it.  I think it looks good."

     Rowen turned swiftly to stare at Sage.  There was a flash of
something he couldn't place in the silvery eyes before the blond
turned away and left the kitchen.  Puzzled, Rowen grabbed up the
robe around his waist and pulled it back on, snugging the belt
carefully above his belly.  What was up with Sage?  Could he be
hinting that...?  Nah.

                    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

     Wearing nothing but the bright blue and green, starburst pattern,
tie-died boxers that made Sage cringe every time he saw them,
Rowen shook out his hair, flinging water everywhere, and dug
through his dresser.  Jeans, old and faded black, landed on his
bed in a heap.  An overlarge, dark blue t-shirt - covered with a
starry scene of planets and other celestial events - quickly
followed.

     Stopping for a moment to look at his preferred casual style of
clothing, Rowen wondered if maybe he shouldn't dress a bit nicer
for the lunch date he and Sage had with Olivia (note: had to.  I love
this name), Sage's mother.  She always insisted on taking them
somewhere fancy...and maybe it might impress Sage.  Make the
blond take a bit of notice.

     He paused to stare at himself in the large, full-length mirror on
the wall and snarled.  How could anyone (especially Sage!) find a
tall, skinny bit of nothing like him remotely attractive?  Even his
hair was freakish.  Who'd ever heard of hair being *naturally*
blue?!  Rowen sighed and poked at the glinting silver ring at his
navel again.  Sage liked it but was that enough to make him leave it
in?

     Disgustingly, it was.

     Rowen then turned to survey the dark ink that marred the
otherwise perfectly white skin of his back.  He couldn't quite see it
this way, so he wandered across the hall into the bathroom to snag
Mia's hand mirror.  Back in his room, he twisted and turned until
he could see the figure.  It was a deep, dark blue and finely done.

     A smile tugged at his lips as he considered what Kimi *could*
have done to him.  She'd always threatened him that one day he
would wake up with a big, too-happy Disney character
permanently drawn on his ass.  He wondered what had made her
decide on this instead.  There was no way she could know his
connection to this particular kanji.  He'd have to ask her later.

     "Nice, isn't it?" Sage asked, leaning in the doorway watching
him.  His arms were crossed over his chest and his hair fell rakishly
over one of his gleaming, pale eyes, as per usual.  What made
Rowen's heart leap then skip a beat or two was the deadly
half-smirk that he'd seen leveled many a time on unsuspecting girls
over the years they'd known one another.

     He lifted his eyes from the spot on the carpet they were
suddenly inspecting closely to check if he'd been seeing things.  It
wasn't there, this time.

     "Uh, y-yeah.  I-I guess," he stuttered.  The archer quickly looked
away from the other again.  He was only just coming to the
conclusion that maybe...just maybe...finding another guy incredibly
attractive - mentally, socially, aesthetically, and (oh gods yes, he
could admit it) sexually - wasn't necessarily a bad thing.  In fact, he
was sure it could actually be a good thing.

     He turned back around to see that the blond warrior had
vanished from his door.  His heart resumed beating and, with a
heavy, heartfelt sigh, he reached for his clothes.

     Did Sage understand or even realize what he was doing to
him?

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END PART ONE