I HATE Trippy Web Backgrounds

I totally hate...and I mean HATE, tacky website backgrounds. You know, that tiled shit with the putrid colors. It's kind of like I surf into the site and then OH MY EYES HAVE SHOT BACK INTO MY HEAD AND MY BRAIN HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT MY EARS!!!! It's like...ah, HELLO did you create your site on acid or what? 

This opinion also goes for those sites with more than 5 animated graphics per page, or animated backgrounds. Christ people...get a grip....after all the animation isn't all that exciting!
----and you can kiss me arse if you don't like my page...*sticking out tongue, thumbs in ears, and wiggling fingers*

3D Image Software

Where shall I begin? Well, first of all, making a 3D human being, or any other object, utilizing this software does not make you an artist. I, of course, admit that I do use Photoshop for textures, but every object I create in this type of software is used with nothing other than the paintbrush and the color palette. I create the shading myself, the 3D effect myself, every shape myself, and most of the time all lighting and texture myself. 

I draw, paint, sculpt, etc. (with the computer turned off mind you!) and I work hard at utilizing my skills and learning as much as I can. I truly take offense at those who draw stick figures on paper, then use Brice Software and claim they are an artist. You are not an artist, but rather a computer literate person with a vast knowledge of software utilization.

Java and JavaScript

Next, my topic is Java and JavaScript. Not that much to say but .......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't put it on your webpages...you crash my f--king computer every time. Yes Java can do some cool things but the glitches are not worked out, thus, it can be very annoying to the user. As far as Flash...same damn thing. Damn it! Web pages are supposed to be informative...plain old HTML is a hell of a lot more reliable than when Java is introduced into the code. If they can fix the crappie glitches then I'll be happy. Blah!

Relationships

On a more personal note....this is what I want to know...

What the hell is wrong with men these days? I am slowly learning that 99% are nothing but mere particles of foul matter. Not that I'm bitter or anything (teehee)....What ever happened to men who buy roses and treat their women like the goddesses we are?!!! I don't want that much...just someone who treats me with kindness and respect, is loyal and trustworthy, and has a J-O-B and a C-A-R.