Ok! So this is veeery~~ different... but does that matter? Enjoy! ------------------------------------ Commercial Inu-Yasha "Hi everybody! I'm here to tell you about a set which can keep girls from the future with prayer neck beads away" HE picked up a box and opened it, revealing a couple of funny looking stuff. "All you'll have to do is block up all the well's nearby your house..." He said. Someone trashing could be heard from offstage. "Take a hammer" The hammer looked kind'a stupid... like if Inu-Yasha had made it himself... which he actually had. "Then take some wood" He picks some wood up and puts it onto his shoulder. "Then go to the well and make sure not even an ant would be able to get through" He grinned madly as he blocked the bone eaters well. Then he heard some loud screaming and turns around, it it Kagome. "What have you done!? Now I won't be able to get back to my time!!" Inu-Yasha smiled widely and swept her up in his arms "Exactly" He said and leaped off with her... disappearing... Kagome "Hi everybody! I am so very sorry about that incident later! So that's why I am going to show all you girls out there what you shouldn't do if you don't want horny half- dog-demons after you" Kagome shuddered. "First... it is not very nice to wear an ultra short skirt" Kagome shoved her green shirt. "Second... do not look like a dead pries- tess" Kagome shook her head and closed her eyes. "And for the third thing... be sure that you do not have any kind of jewel stuck inside of your body" Kagome then bowed. "That was all from me, I hope it'll be of help!" She said and waved, then she heard someone walking towards her... it was Inu-Yasha... he looked quite mad. Miroku "Hello everybody! I'm here to tell you about safe protection for--" *BAM* He gets knocked in the head by Sango. "Don't use the 'F' word!" "I didn't! And I wasn't about to either!" He complained and rubbed his newly emerged bump. "As I said... I was going to tell you about safe protection when you're riding a bike... believe me... it hurts falling down on a rock hard ground" He grimaced but soon his smiling face was up again. "First... it is good to use a helmet" He picked up one of those big metal helmets which they used in (The western lands) the middle ages. "Then... you need a pair of good shoes... I don't know why thought" He picked up what he thought was good shoes... meaning he picked up the nicest looking shoes you could find in all of Japan. "Then... I believe you need an egg" He said and picked up an egg. "Place an egg in the helmet..." He did so "And throw the helmet at a wall" He threw the helmet in a wall and the egg was destroyed! (Or whatever...) He looked dead silly... because he just realized he had done something wrong... Kagome said that the egg was supposed to hold! He smiled nervously at the Camera "Ahh... hat what happens if you got an egg brain... so I suggest you've got a real one. BYE!" He waved and ran off. Sesshou-Maru "I am here to tell you all how to kill your annoying little brothers" Sesshou-Maru said with an unsmiling face. "Don't you just get so tired at them? Always taking your stuff or yelling at you to stop talking in the phone? Or maybe you're more annoyed at them because they keep interrupting as soon as you've got a girl home? Maybe that isn't exactly the problems I've got with mine but that doesn't matter" He said and picked something up, it's a gun. "This is a gun" He said calmly and pointed it at a picture of Inu-Yasha. "Load the gun..." He said "...Point the gun" He closed on of his eyes. "...Fire..." He said and fired, the shoot hit right between the eyes of the picture of Inu-Yasha. "That is how you can kill of your little brother" He said and the Camera zoomed out. Sesshou-Maru II "I am here to tell you, about how to keep your hair white and smooth" Sesshou-Maru said, not smiling. "Either... you can use VIA sensitive... but it doesn't smell too good if you use it on hair" He picked up a bottle of Wella Respons. "This one however... smells really good" He said and smiled slightly. "I also believe that this is the Shampoo Kagome-chan uses" He said and stared of into nothing with a dreamy face. He snapped back when someone whacked him on the head with a desk. "Another Shampoo which I like is Herbal Essences..." He gives a thumbs up to a certain person in the Inuyasha ML. "And I do not know about any commercial with an old lady... I do not watch silly human shows... only Caroline in the city" He huffs as and stays quiet for a while. "I can't help but feeling sad for Richard..." Everything is dead quiet... the world must surely gone mad when Sesshou-Maru's says he's sorry for somebody. Then he glared at the Camera "Are you STILL there? I am done" Sesshou-Maru said and the Camera started zooming out yet again. ------------------------------- Tell me your thoughts: hannafrid@hotmail.com Hanna Fridén http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/blake/193/fanfiction/inufic.html