This is a sick lil' idea that I got one day (From a FFVII fic) Ehe... soo... oh~~ I won't describe it 'cause I have the worlds worst headache right now!! Enjoy the fic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~@~~Dates~~@~ Sesshou-Maru and Sango "I will kill you" Sesshou-Maru says. Sango stares at him. "I do not respect you" Sesshou-Maru then said. Sango still just stared at him. "I will rip out your bellows and feed them to the fish". Sango kept on starring. Silence "You've got something in your hair..." Sango said. Miroku and Kagome "Ahh... Kagome, at last you accepted my invitation" Miroku said and smiled happily. "Well... what could I do? You were clinging to my leg and threatening never to let go" He smiled again. "I juts want you to know... that I won't try anything lecherous" Miroku said and grabbed her hands. "Miroku..." Kagome said. Five minutes later... "Oh my... Kagome you feel so--!" Miroku said "AAHH!" Came a sound from Kagome. "Don't stop!" She yelled and clutched his head. "I-I won't! Don't worry!" He said. "A little lower... Oh yes! Miroku!" He smiled brightly as they both relaxed. "Did it feel good? Kagome-sama?" He asked. She nodded. "Mmhm... That scratch on the back was just what I needed" (Now what did YOU think about you hentai?) Jaken & Inu-Yasha "I jyst want y' to know that im' married an' got children" Jaken said. Inu-Yasha glared at him "So? Ya' want me to go an' kill 'em? Is that what you're saying?" Sesshou-Maru & Inu-Yasha "You do know that two brothers shouldn't be involved with eachothers in that way" "Do you think I'm interested?" "Then why did you invite me to this date?" *WHAM! KRASH! BOOM! SWIPE! SPLAT!* "That's why" Kagome & Hojo "Kagome-san!" Yelled the cheerful boy. Kagome waved back to him and ran up to meet him. "Soo... where to?" Kagome asked. "Ahh... I didn't really know where you'd like to go so I haven't really thought of anyplace special..." "Well, okay then. Let's just go to a café or something" Kagome said and took his hand. Hojo blushed "K-k- Kagome-san..." "Oh my! Look at that cute little doggie!" "Oh yes he's so cute Kagome- san! Let's go and have a closer look at him" They walk to the dog. "Ohhh! Look at his cutie widdle ears!" "And his little widdle nose" "Cute cute cute cute cute!" "But not as cute as you, Kagome-san" "H-H-Hojo-kun..." "What's the matter? Are you getting sick again?" "Y-Yeah... See ya' later Hojo-kun!" She runs of fast. "Ahh... Kagome-chan... you're so special... *Sigh*" Sesshou-Maru & Kagome "EEEK! What are you doing?" Kagome yelled and scampered back. "Making myself comfortable, human" He said and growled. "D-d-don't you try to kill me again because then I'll-- I'll..." "You'll what? Human fool" Sesshou-Maru asked. "I'll-- I'll give you girl cooties!" "YEARRGH!! KEEP AWAY FROM ME!!!" Sesshou-Maru ran away, screaming. "Ha, works everytime" Kagome said to herself. Inu-Yasha & Miroku "Uhh..." Miroku said and stared at Inu-Yasha "When I read 'Long blond with perfect body' I thought it was a GIRL" "Hey!" Inu-Yasha snarled back "Guys can be blond too you know..." He growled and turned away. "Hmm... still... it might work out..." Miroku said quietly. Inu-Yasha froze in shock and felt a sweat drop run down his head. Sango & Naraku "Hey! Keep your slimy hands offa me!!" Sango yelled and whacked the demon in the head. "Owiee..." He said clutching his head "But we've been dating for a year and a half!" He said, almost crying. "Hmph! That doesn't change the fact that you killed my family!" She yelled and glared at him. "Nani? You're still mad because of that? Really..." He said. "Hmph!" She said and folded her arms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay! So--- now I can add another fic to my 'Sick fics by Hanna' list... Uh... guess that wasn't as fun as I intended it to be... #¤%& I'm kind'a tired at the moment... Tell me your thoughts: hannafrid@hotmail.com Hanna Fridén http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/blake/193/fanfiction/inufic.html