Hi! This is one of my weirdest fics I've written! (Atleast so far) I don't really think this would happen if the Inu-Yasha cast was on a talkshow... but I just had to write something. I hope you'll like it! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Talkshow Time George: Hi everybody! And welcome to George's talkshow! Audience: YAY! George: Today were going to talk with some demon hunters, their families and their enemies! Audience: YAY! George takes up a card and reads it aloud. George: And our first guest is-- Sango! The audience cheer and clap their hands as Sango enters. She is wearing a light pink Kimono with blue flowers and she has her hair down. She blushes when the audience cheer. She sits down in a chair to the left. George: Now Sango... what's your life story...? Sango: Well... first I was born... then I cries, then I ate my first meal and then-- George: Since all the troubles began? Sango: Oh! Well, my family has been demon hunters for generations. One day we had this job with killing a lot of demons... and my little brother, Kohaku was with us, we all thought it was time for him to learn how to make a living. George: Okay. Sango: Then *Snif* It was like this that... A demon possessed him *snif* and made him kill my family... and then he tried to kill me too... Sango broke out into a fit of tears. And umm... the audience is crying too... Sango: That demon's name was *Snif* Naraku, in the end everybody died... except me--! *Snif* The audience begins clapping their hands while trying to wipe their own tears away. George: And that was our first guest! Let us bring out or next guest! Miroku! The audience goes wild again, cheers and claps their hands. Sango (under her breath): I can't believe everybody like that pervert so much... Miroku steps out on stage and smiles at all the pretty ladies in the audience. Miroku: Hello everybody. Then he sits down in the chair next to Sango. Sango moves her chair away a bit. George: So... what's your story? Miroku: well... my grandfather fought a youkai about fifty years ago... that youkai always borrowed the appearance of some human. One day he took the appearance of a beautiful woman... Sango: ...and since his father was a lecher he went into the trap. The audience was quiet and stared at Sango, then their eyes traveled to Miroku. Miroku: That is... quite correct. And than that demon gave him a curse. Several gasps came from the audience. Miroku: And it's like this... when he died my father got the curse... and when my father died i got it... that's why I have to kill the youkai named Naraku. The audience is quiet and then slowly they begin to clap their hands. George: Okay everybody! Let's bring in our next guest--Shippou! Audience: YAY! Shippou peeks his head out from a door and then he is kicked on stage. He gets up and rubs his head, and when he spots the audience he blushes and then he begins waving his hand. He walks towards the seats and sits down next to Miroku. George: Hi there Shippou, do you've got any interesting story to tell us? Shippou stared at George for awhile and then he sighed. Shippou: It just so happens that I do, but it haven't got anything to do with Naraku... Shippou took a deep breath and then he said. Shippou: My father was killed by demons, The Thunder Brothers. I got avenge on them... but I couldn't have done it without Kagome! oh... and of course, Inu-Yasha. Kagome saved me, and then one of the demons named Manten captured her. Then I and Inu-Yasha went to save her. Inu-Yasha killed both of the demons... and I got my vengeance. The audience begins clapping and cheering. George: These two... Kagome and Inu-Yasha seem like good people. Shippou: Well... Kagome's kind'a nice... and I guess Inu-Yasha is too, but he's only half-youkai and he always get mad at people for saying so. Kagome and Inu-Yasha is always arguing but everyone in the group know they're actually inlove with each others. A sound of two people falling could be heard from backstage and a sound of chuckling. The audience begins clapping again and cheering. George: Yes.. well let's bring Kagome in! Audience: YAY! Kagome steps out of the room and walks towards the seats. She is wearing a white dress with black flowers on it. And white shoes. She sits down next to Shippou. George: So... we've already heard a little about you but we'd like to hear more. Kagome: Hmm... I was a todally normal schoolgirl until i got dragged into a magic well by a big centipede monster. It showed up that you could travel through time with that well... and... I had a powerful jewel inside of me... The Shikon No Tama. The centipede monster... kind'a... bit... it out of me. Then I freed Inu-Yasha and he killed the demon. I got the jewel back but then HE wanted the jewel. So he tried to kill me. But somehow it worked out between us... and we're kind'a friend now. NOT lovers. The audience claps their hands while having small sweat drops hanging off their heads. George: And now... let's bring in our demon friend... Inu-Yasha! Audience: YAY! There is sound of cursing coming from backstage and then somebody rips open one of the sets... it's Inu-Yasha. He then stepped out on stage and walked towards his seat next to Kagome. Kagome immediately began complaining about him ruining the set. They start a little argument. George (sweat drop)" Hi Inu-Yasha! What's your story? Inu-Yasha (Looking annoyed): What 'story'? The story of my life? I haven't got one, If not being stuck to a tree for 60 years count that is. Kagome glared at Inu-Yasha and whispered in his ear. He 'Hmphed' and crossed his arms. Inu-Yasha: I've always been searching for the Shikon No Tama. When I found it it was a priestess named Kikyo that was the guardian of the jewel. Naraku, as you've probably heard of... took my appearance and pretended to be me in order to get Kikyo to hate me. It worked quite well... after a fight Kikyo sealed me to a tree with a spell... and that's the last thing... since Kagome came and set me free, that is. After that Kagome shattered the jewel we've been searching for the jewel. And as she said, WE'RE NOT INLOVE!! The audience clap their hands and cheer. George: And now everybody... Here is NARAKU!! Audience: YAY! Oh no! BOOOO!! Naraku enters on stage, he has his normal clothing on... which means... he's not showing his face. He sits down at a seat a bit away from Inu-yasha. George: Naraku... we've heard plenty of things of you... now why won't you tell us something about yourself. Naraku: all right, I grew up on a farm... we had two cows and five chickens... one of the cows died and we had to sell the farm... then my mother died in a sickness and my father became so miserable he stopped working and just went out to drink all the time. I had to work after school to gather money so that I'd be able to go to college when I was done with school. Then our place got robbed and all the money i had gathered. Then my father died in a heart decease... Sango: You don't really think we'll believe, that do you? Naraku: No... I just hoped the audience would... and than I could blame all my deeds on that. George: Ha, ha, ha, everybody, isn't that cute? Audience: Awww... George: It's now time for a comercial, we'll be right back with Inu-Yasha's brother which have tried to kill him and his love Kagome several times! Kagome & Inu-Yasha: We're not-- *COMERCIAL* Have you've gotten tired of the cold weather? Of the boring food? And all the hags which is always nagging at you? Well then... Travel with us to Hawaii, we guarantee you nice weather... exciting new food and lots of babes... A lot of clips of young girls in Bikini's appear on the screen. Babes, babes, babes... *END COMERCIAL* Miroku: Babes, babes, babes... Miroku was staring at the screen where the Bikini clad young girls had been. Sango bonked him in the head. George: And now-- as promised, Inu-Yasha's brother... Sesshou-Maru!! Audience: BOOO! Sesshou-Maru enters the stage, some of his white hair is leaning on his shoulders and he has his normal armors on him. When all the girls in the audience sees him they immediately change from 'Booo' too... Audience Girls: YAY! Sesshou-Maru sits down next to Inu-Yasha and says calmly... Sesshou-Maru: Half brother, not his brother, HALF-brother. Inu-Yasha tries to rip Sesshou-Maru's head off but Sesshou-Maru just catches his hand before Inu-Yasha had even gotten near to his head. George: Is it true that you've been trying to kill Inu-Yasha and Kagome? Sesshou-Maru: Yes, and they've tried to kill me too. George: Do you have any story to tell us? Sesshou-Maru: What? Except that I hate my brother because he took the Tetsusaiga and I've been trying to take it from him since then? I don't think so. George: So your whole life enwols around Inu-Yasha and the Tetsusaiga? Sesshou-Maru: Not really, You see... I've developed an interest for Kagome here and-- Kagome & Inu-Yasha: WHAT!?! Sesshou-Maru: When Inu-Yasha is sleeping we usually go into the forest together and to have a little 'fun'... but I haven't told him this yet because he gets kind of dangerous when he's really angry. Everybody stares at Kagome except Sesshou-Maru who is grinning madly. Kagome: Ah- Ah- He's lying! I've got no interest in him! Sango: Kagome-chan! How could you? Miroku: And here I thought it was Inu-Yasha you were interested in! Shippou: I always trusted you! Inu-Yasha: Bitch, if this is true-- Kagome: SHUT UP!! Everybody went silent. Kagome: Do you trust him more than you trust me?! I've got no interest in him! Sesshou-Maru: But Kagome-chan... this was a perfect opportunity to tell them. Kagome: Look! LOOK! Look at that stupid grin on his face! He's doing this just to get all of us upset! Sesshou-Maru: Not at all. Sesshou-Maru moved in front of Kagome, faster than anyone could see. Then he grabbed her shoulders and leaned in for a kiss. Inu-Yasha stared at them in shock, and then he punched his brother in the stomach and moved in front of Kagome. Inu-Yasha: How dare you?! Sesshou-Maru: Do you want to fight? Inu-Yasha: I'm gonna kill you! George: Please, please, it's so hard to clean up blood from the carpet! Inu-Yasha and Sesshou-Maru stared at him for a moment and then they went back to their seats. Sango: You just had to do that didn't you? Sesshou-Maru: But it's true!! Kagome just sits in her chair trying to hide her blushing face in her hands. Miroku: Is this some place you can make confessions?! George: ...Yes. Miroku: Great! I have a few things on my mind! He stands up... takes a deep breath... and the he says. Miroku: I'm really a gay! Everybody is quiet. Inu-Yasha starts turning green in the face, Kagome seems relieved and Sango is looking shocked. Sango: B-but why have you've bee- Miroku: I've tried to make myself like girls... it just didn't work. Kagome: That is such a relief! Now I won't have to worry about being groped! Inu-Yasha: Now I've got to start worry. Miroku: Oh don't worry Inu-Yasha! I'm hot on your brother. Sesshou-Maru: Urgh! But me and Ka-- Inu-Yasha: You're not together with Kagome! Sango: Oh... and how do you know Inu-Yasha? Inu-Yasha: Because yesterday she and I... Everybody is staring at Inu-Yasha while Kagome tried to hide her blushing face again. Sango: W-what!? You've what?! Sesshou-Maru: It's not polite to *BEEP* with your older brothers girlfriend. George: Please do not use foul words. Sesshou-Maru: Oh yeah! You are a *BEEP* and *BEEP* and a *BEEP* with no *BEEP* Inu-Yasha: You've changed your style a lot... you know that? Sesshou-Maru (smiling): Everything to piss of a human! Or make Kagome-chan happy... Inu-Yasha begins strangling Sesshou-Maru in an attempt to kill him for good. Sesshou-Maru: It's not polite to strangle your brother in front of an audience. Inu-Yasha: Like I'd *BEEP* care. Miroku: Would you two *BEEP* *BEEP* stop that *BEEP* now?! George: We thought you were a priest. Miroku: Yes I am. George: Are you allowed to use such words? Miroku: I don't *BEEP* care. George turns around and waves at the audience. George: This is the end of today's show. and next time... Inu-Yasha: WILL YOU *BEEP* STOP THAT YOU *BEEP* CREEP!!?!??!? Inu-Yasha rips all the sets to shreds while chasing a laughing Sesshou-Maru around. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm... okay... this must be one of the weirdest fics I've ever seen! Oh well... it was atleast supposed to be strange... and I guess I succeeded in that. It became a little longer than it was supposed to... oh well. Tell me your thoughts: hannafrid@hotmail.com Hanna Fridén http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/blake/193/fanfiction/inufic.html