Hi-Ya! I know this is a crazy idea... but I couldn't take it anymore. Every sunday my brother goes crazy if he can't watch Xena (And Hercules) and I'm getting damn sick of it. Oh well... so... I finally wrote this (Barfing up breakfast) I hope you'll like it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dangerous voyages of the wonderfully beautiful warrior princess Xena the extraordinary (Lay on thick why don't you...) INTRO Xena and her little friend with-blond-hair-which-I-can't-remember-the-name-of are walking down a path in the woods. "Yay! We're walking through a forest!! Yay!" said the girl-blond-hair-which-I-can't- remember-the-name-of. "Yes, we're walking through a forest" Xena said calmly. "Are we gonna meet some bandits? Are we? Are we? ARE WE?" the girl with-blond-hair-which- I-can't-remember-the-name-of said excited. "No" Xena answered. "WWWAAAAAHHH! I WANNA MEET SOME BANDITS!! IT'S NOT FAIR IF I WON'T MEET SOME BANDITS!! I'VE GOT THIS--" "SHUT UP BRAT!" Xena screamed with all of her lungs. "'kay" the girl with-blond-hair-which-I-can't-AGGH! "But it's really awesome" She said and held it out for Xena to examine, she gasped and took it away from the stupid little blond thing (Eeew...) "Don't you know what this is?" Xena asked the little blond who looked at her all starry eyed. "No" She said innocently. "Well... anyone who holds it who isn't a vir--" Suddenly Xena disappears and the blond little things stares at the spot where Xena had been standing "Opsie... Oh well... I wanted to flirt with boys instead anyway..." The blond thing wanders of without a care in the world. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's the INTRO, so that's why it's so short, if it weren't the intro then this story would have been much *SHUDDER* loooonger... I wonder how I'll survive writing this stuff... Tell me your thoughts: hannafrid@hotmail.com Hanna Fridén http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/blake/193/fanfiction/inufic.html