Heeeello! How are you today! I hope you're okay! Well... this is the second chapter of the worst Xena crossover ever! Enjoy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dangerous voyages of the wonderfully beautiful warrior princess Xena the extraordinary (Lay on thick why don't you...) Chapter two, Sailor Xena Xena was walking again, she had managed to get out of that universe... but now she was stuck in an even stranger one... this one had buildings which reached the sky, carriages which went super-fast without even a single horse... and... everybody was wearing... awfully normal clothes. Xena looked around, she hadn't rested at all today, and she was beginning to feel tired. She hadn't spotted anywhere which she would be able to camp... so she was now looking for an Inn. Unfortunately she couldn't find one... so she asked a bypasser. "Um... Miss? Do you know of any nearby Inn?" Xena asked a young blue haired girl. "Oh... no, I don't think so" The blue haired girl said and hurried down the street. "Strange girl..." Xena thought to herself. She then continued asking people. From some she got the answer 'try the hotel next block' or 'No' or 'Nice costume, did you make it yourself? Xena sighed... this world was soo different from her own, in the other they did at least know what an Inn was... and there were forests there where you could camp, but in this world there were only buildings everywhere... and it really made her annoyed. Xena spotted a building where there seemed to be a lot of people, maybe one of them knew where to find an inn. She thought and began walking towards the building. When she had entered the big yard with big stone floor she heard a high ringing. She drew her sword and was prepared for any attack. This was some kind of fort and some kind of magic alarm had gone off when she entered the yard of evil. When the people on the yard spotted Xena and her sword they ran screaming into the big building. Xena cursed to herself as she looked around. They had all run to get their battling gear, and soon she'd be attacked by hoards of skilled fighters. The gate behind had been closed and the walls were to high to climb, she just had to wait for the fighters. She scanned the building, in every single window there were people looking out at her... and it was a very big building... indeed it was... then suddenly she heard a sound behind her and she turned around. "Halt! You there!" A girl with a very short skirt and meatball buns on her head with long ponytails said. Xena inspected the girl, she didn't look dangerous... but Xena had learned never to underestimate your enemy..." The girl with long blond ponytails did some speech and struck several poses while doing it. A sweatdrop rolled down Xena's head. The girls name showed up to be Sailor Moon... stupid name, Xena thought to herself. "Moon Tiara---magic!!" She yelled and threw her Tiara at Xena. Xena just stepped to the side and watched the Tiara fly back into the girls hands. "A shoot! I missed!" She whined and began crying. Xena sweatdropped even more. Then she heard more sounds and turned around. There stood two other girls... with clothes much like Sailor Moon's... Xena narrowed her eyes, More maniacs? The girls showed up to be Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars... Then Xena recognized the blue haired girl. "Hey, you're that girl that I met earlier today" Xena said. The three senshis gasped. "How did you figure out my identity?" Mercury asked angrily. "Uhhh... anyone could do that... you don't have any masks or anything, so it's pretty easy to recognize you" Xena said simply. The girl glared at her "We will not allow you to spread our identities" Mercury said. "We will make sure you'll never ever be able to do spy work" Mars said "We will punish you!" Moon said. Xena sweatdropped even more. Then Mercury cast a spell which made bubbles appear everywhere. Xena sweatdropped, was this an attack? She could see clearly through the bubbles Then Mars tried to cast some fire balls at her but Xena had learned how to dodge them after getting hit by one several times a day by Lina. Then Moon tried the attack with her Tiara again. Xena drew her sword and split it in two. The senshis gasped yet again, obviously surprised at how easily she split it. "This is no average youma!" Mars yelled and powered up for another fire spell. Xena narrowed her eyes, she was no youma at all! She was a perfectly normal human! she couldn't even cast magic! "I am no Youma! I'm a human!!" Xena yelled and dodged the fireball. "Yeah right! No human would be able to do that!" Mercury yelled, she seemed incredibly angry at something... and that bothered Moon and Mars. "Is something wrong Mercury? You're not yourself!" Moon asked, a look of concern on her face. Mercury didn't answer as she started making faces a Xena. Moon and Mars looked really shocked at the moment. Ami never acted like that! She was always such a nice girl! They both turned to look at each others... maybe it was that time of the month... they both guessed and shrugged it of. Suddenly some kind of sign appeared on Xena's forehead... it was the sign of Aires. They all gasped... except Xena because she couldn't see it. Then suddenly Luna appeared. "That's the onehundredandseventyfourth senshi!" The senshis turned to stare at her "Well... there are a lot!" Luna said and they continued staring at her. "Luna threw some kind of pen at Xena. Xena caught it with her left hand. "What is this?" She asked. "It's a transformation pen... just say 'Aires power make up'!" Xena stared at the cat. "By the way...? why are you talking? I thought cats couldn't" Luna didn't answer. "Well... I'll do as you say... but if it's a trap I'll rip your head off" Xena said and held the pen above her. "Aires power... MAKEUP!!" Suddenly a lot of pink goats appeared and began throwing flowers all around her. Then they disappeared and she was dressed in an outfit much like the others... but hers was all pink. Xena screamed in fright. "I understand it is sudden but--" Luna didn't have time to finish "It's pink! I hate pink!! It's so ugly I want my old clothes back! Where did they GOOO!?!?!?" Xena yelled. Luna sweatdropped. "Test your new attack!" Luna yelled. Xena turned to her "New attack? What? You're not saying that the ones I've already got aren't good enough? Heh, only Hercules himself would be able to beat me and no other" Xena said. "Hercules!?!?!" They all screamed. "Well... okay, he can't beat me but he's so cute" Xena smiled happily as she remembered her little romance with him. "Whatever, try out your new attack!!" Luna then yelled. Xena glared at Luna. "No one tells me what to do..." Xena snarled. All the senshis took a step back. "Especially not a pack with bimbos and a talking cat..." She took a step closer to them. "So here's my advice.... NEVER EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!?!??!" Xena yelled and all the senshis screamed in fright, then they ran off crying... (Oh the brave Sailor Senshis) Xena looked shocked, she hadn't thought they were such cowards... anyone who dared to walk around in skirts as short as theirs has got to have some courage. She looked down at herself. "I wonder what Hercules would say if he saw me in this..." She asked herself and smiled brightly. She then went of to search for the talking cat... she still didn't know how to transform out of the clothes... Later... "I've found you little cat!!" Xena yelled and laughed triumph. "Don't just stand there! help us!!" Luna yelled angrily. Xena turned towards her right and saw that the bimbo senshis she'd met earlier. They were fighting about... 30 youmas... and they were losing... "We need help!" Luna yelled. Xena mumbled a little and drew her sword... then she remembered that she had gotten magical powers just like the other senshis, so she thought of something. "Mighty sword of Aires may your power come forth!" She yelled and suddenly the sword began gleaming a bright pink. She then ran forward and swinged the sword in the air. A big wave of pink power was shot out from it and it immediately destroyed all the youmas. The senshis cheered and ran over to hug her. Xena, who didn't want to get hugged by the senshi brats leaped into the air. They looked at her, stunned. Xena then took out the portal staff and promptly disappeared. The senshis stared at the sky where she had disappeared. Then they shrugged and went home. Usagi to read some comics, Rei to read some comics too, and Ami to read some math. Luna looked thoughtful "Who was she anyway...?" She asked herself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay! It's done! done! done~~! The second chapter is done! Ok... as I said before... if you are a Xena fan... please don't flame me!! If you don't like it all you'll have to do is... keep away from it, and some people do like this sort of fanfics and we have to think about everyone, ne? And AS I said... if you don't like it then you don't have to care about it! But I hope you enjoyed it! Tell me your thoughts: hannafrid@hotmail.com Hanna Fridén http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/blake/193/fanfiction/inufic.html