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• Name: Ben Johnson
• aka: Dump Horphnerter
• email: bmbj@juno.com
• Affilliation to OE: Founder/Editor of PongLife/Junior Editor of SFmm
• Likes: The sound Rush Limbaugh makes when squished in a press.
• Dislikes: Presidential funerals during good TV.
• Fav. Quote: "If you're going to do something--do it well. If you can't do something well, edit PowerGS.
• Hobbies: Rummaging through other people's garbage.
• Fav. Food: Ice cream
• Dis-Fav. Food: Ice cream. (I'm Lactose-intolerant--if you know what I mean)
• Tell something personal: I'm writing this at work--and in the nude.
• What do you want on your epitaph: "Did you think I was napping?!"
• Fav. Clique: Anything Stuart writes.
• Comments: If I had something to say, do you really think I'd be stuck on the net?

Facts behind the fiction

I'm 28/yoa, married to a wonderful woman named Laura, work in a cruddy job which any sane person shouldn't ever be made to do unless he absolutely HAD to, and also occasionally work on the diskazine PongLife.

I founded Odessa Entertainment (big deal) about three years ago. At the time, PongLife was the only thing OE produced. Now we've got about 10 magazines. It is my goal to branch out into film, and real music (ie, recorded in an actual studio), make enough money to buy the rights to the IIGS, upgrade the crap out of it, and eventually destroy the IBM!!!. (Sorry, did I say that out loud?)

I am currently working on my first novel, and musical.

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