

- Name: Ben Johnson
- aka: Dump Horphnerter
- Affilliation to OE: Founder/Editor of PongLife/Junior Editor of SFmm
- Likes: The sound Rush Limbaugh makes when squished in a press.
- Dislikes: Presidential funerals during good TV.
- Fav. Quote: "If you're going to do something--do it well. If you
can't do something well, edit PowerGS.
- Hobbies: Rummaging through other people's garbage.
- Fav. Food: Ice cream
- Dis-Fav. Food: Ice cream. (I'm Lactose-intolerant--if you know what
I mean)
- Tell something personal: I'm writing this at work--and in the nude.
- What do you want on your epitaph: "Did you think I was napping?!"
- Fav. Clique: Anything Stuart writes.
- Comments: If I had something to say, do you really think I'd be stuck
on the net?
Facts behind the fiction
I'm 28/yoa, married to a wonderful woman named Laura, work in a cruddy
job which any sane person shouldn't ever be made to do unless he absolutely
HAD to, and also occasionally work on the diskazine PongLife.
I founded Odessa Entertainment (big deal) about three years ago. At
the time, PongLife was the only thing OE produced. Now we've got about
10 magazines. It is my goal to branch out into film, and real music (ie,
recorded in an actual studio), make enough money to buy the rights to the
IIGS, upgrade the crap out of it, and eventually destroy the IBM!!!. (Sorry,
did I say that out loud?)
I am currently working on my first novel, and musical.
Ben's Incredibly Favorite Links
Personal Related:
Ed
Thorson's Homepage
Steven
Henry's Homepage (my boss)
Charles
T. Turley's Homepage
Favorite TV shows:
The
Simpson's Official Page
The
Unofficial Addams Family Website
Rip Bang
Pictures: Home of Neat Stuff
Siskel
& Ebert
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