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Trolls are from : Werebat - Krystal Blade - Dantalas Trollslayer - Colin Fisher - Blue Troll - Rob Hertel - Zimri - Anthony Toohey
A compilation gathered on rec.games.frp.dnd by Blue Troll
Blue Troll - A relatively benign species, interested
primarily in the
gathering and dissemination of useful and nteresting information
-- a
"scholar among trolls", if you will.
Bee Troll - A species much like the above, butunfortunately,
have an
irresistable streak inside them that will not let them dly pass
up a
spelling mistake without correcting it.
Grey Troll - Who posts an inflammatory comment, and
then claims later
that they were asking a legitamate question. These trolls seem
to
have a problem with math, as they don't make their second post
on any
given number. Their alignment would probably be more Chaotic than
the
Bee, or the Blue.
Viva-Troll - Who subsists on a diet of straight caffein,
and sugar
injections. These trolls usually embroil themselves in a flame
war,
then post a "comeback" after every post by other users,
any time of
day, or night.
Math Troll - These Trolls are strictly lawful, beleiving
victory can
only be obtained through the sheer number of posts they made.
To
ensure their victory in a battle, they will post singular sentences
over numerous posts, to counter one persons idea. These trolls
are
extremely annoying, and dangerous, seeing as how they continue
to
attack at every turn, but say very little at what it is they are
attacking.
Rip Van Troll - Who wakes up in time to be in the middle
of a
flamewar, and decides to repost the first message on his/her
newsreader with a nasty comment, while the world has already moved
beyond the first post (whatever it may be) and delved into the
deep
psychology of Gary Gygax.
High Cleric Troll - These trolls are fully capable of
resurrecting old
flamewars and starting them fresh, simply by laying on hands,
and a
few words of wisdom. Unfortunately for us, their following is
extremely large.
Anti-Troll (AKA Troll Hunter) - A special type of Ranger
(read: Ranger
kit) that has Trolls as their species enemy and will fixate on
flaming
a specific Troll and being rude to all other Trolls sometimes
aleinating friends and allies in his quest to rid the world of
Trolls
or die trying.
Doppleganger Troll - This troll is really a regular
in the newsgroup
he's posting in, but in times when he wishes to troll, he forges
his
headers and assumes another email address and takes upon a separate
identity. He sometimes enteres the thread as his old self to try
to
confuse other posters into not believing it's really him 8)
Cowardly Troll - I have encounterd him in my journeys
among Usenet.
This type of troll is quite obvious, but when a poster calls him
a
troll and points it out to him, this troll vehemently denies trolling
and insists that he's enlightening the masses.
Ego Troll - Who seems to reply to his own comments or
question under
another personality. He starts a flamewar against himself hoping
some
people will hate and insult one of the two. He also likes waffles.
Noble Troll - This troll does his best to make an entire
newsgroup
into one huge flamewar. But, what separates this troll from the
others is that this troll takes pride in being a troll and even
starts
to brag on a newsgroup that he gets fan mail. These trolls think
their actions are works of art much like a Michaelangelo, but
they
turn out to be anything but.....
Impotent Troll - A troll who is genuinely malicious
and malevolent,
but the newsgroup readers regard him/her/it as comical in his/her/its
monotonous rantings. It is usually highly susceptible to
counter-trolling.
Thoul (Ghoul Troll) - This breed commonly feeds in soc.history.ancient.
We could define it as someone who is at first glance seems to
be very
fearsome. He's ghoulishly attracted to issues long dead and theories
long killed. His chief attack is a continuing flamefest, which
will
ultimately paralyse the victim with boredom.
PseudoTroll - That's the type who after getting brutally
trolled and
caught hook line and sinker, posting response after response to
trolling,
claims that, in actuality, THEY are the troll, trolling the original
troll by
pretending to be really worked up and upset at the troll.
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