Redwall Obsession...the last page!
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You've memorized all the characters names, or are trying to do so.
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Your trying to catch a hare to christen him "Basil Stag".
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Your sure that that's what the hare wanted in the first place.
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You are trying to build an abbey for your pet mouse out of Lego's.
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You wish you were a mouse or a vole, or at least a kind rat or stoat rather
than a human.
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You carry all the redwall books you own at all times, convinced that one day,
the answers to the riddles in them could save someone's life.
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You see someone doing this, and you copy them.
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You are in the library, reading Martin the warrior for the thousandth time,
and you yell at the top of your lungs, "Noooooooo!! Rose!!!!! Why did she have
to die?" then burst out into tears.
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You have read all of the books so many times, that the librarian wants to know
if you'd like a free copy of each.
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You are convinced that all of the evil villains in the books are stalking you,
so you carry a stick with you at all times.
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You have actually killed a rat with a stick.
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You bring all your friends together to form an army, and you go around killing
rats with sticks.
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You knew what every single word meant the first time you read all the books
you bring a cold-lunch to school every day, with flans, scones, ale, and a
piece of great hall cake.
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You make a Redwall trivial-pursuit game.
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You want to build a full sized abbey sancuary for mice, voles, moles, hares,
and hedghogs, etc.
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You have tried to do so numerous times.
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You switch ISP's every time the net is down, and you can't get to the Redwall
homepage.
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You write with a quill pen in school.
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You try to make your own language by combining the way hares talk, and
molespeech.
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You succeed.
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You try to make a full-length video of redwall by capturing mice and rats, and
filming them masacre eachother.
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You take this film to be published.
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You prefer the city pond to your bathtub at home because you think It's
cleaner.
- Jadeflower, Warrior of Rosehill Woods
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You think there should be a redwall ballet
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You want to choreograph it
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You know the name of every mouse, mole, rat, ferret, stoat, badger ect.
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You can draw every single mouse, staot, mole, ferret, rar, badger ect.
(now that I would luv to see)
- Lady Sandingomm
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you have talked to your math teacher after class telling her how it is
irrelevant to your life as a peaceful woodlander to learn math
all you talk about is Redwall
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all your friends read Redwall because if they don't they get bugged
until they go insane or read it
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you quote Redwall all the time
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when your mom gets stuck in traffic or her way to pick you up, you tell
her this when she gets there, "Through winter cold and summer heat, the
badger lord knows not defeat, from point of spear to blade of sword, not
can stop the badger lord."
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after reading the Pearls of Lutra you have gone around on the internet
and commferted very Grath you could find
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you have done all this.
- Villenia
The Long Patrol says, "How DARE you not e-mail me!?" Okay, I know this is on the first page, but that's okay, you can still click on the cat to send me your own signs of Redwall Obsession, or plain old comments you want to e-mail me. (If you are submitting Obsession material, please remember your name or username, unless you want to remain anonymous, and your site address, if you have one.)
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