Food! by Tarquin

To eat or not to eat?
It's hardly a question!
I can't stand 'round when vittles are 'round!
Dandelion cordial and scone says I!
Pies 'n' flans, honey 'n' jams!
I'm hungry I am!
You gonna eat that?
I'll eat it for you!
I'll munch it away,
Here, hold my hat!
Don't be a glutton, I say,
Give it to me,
Tis better for ye!