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How many environmentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. If the lightbulb has burned out, that is the way that nature intended it.
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can forget the lightbulb. Just douse the cat in gasoline, and strike a match, and you'll have all the light you need.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb, and two to discuss Lord Byron's Grand Tour, and creative uses of laudanum in a metaphysical environment.
How many disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to boogie up the ladder, and another to say, "Get doooooowwwwwwnnnnnnn!"
How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
I refuse to take part in these childish jokes.
