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Who are you?


Hmmm, I would say that I'm just an average weirdo and gamer girl. ^_^ Now, what OTHER people say, should that be what makes the difference? Of course, opinions differ there too. Some would swear that I'm the spawn of satan, tool of the devil, the whore of babylon, etc... Then there are the ones who say I'm a wonderful friend, a nice sweet girl, funny, smart, etc... And lastly, those who are the other extreme. Those who see me as some sort of web goddess. LMAO! People are silly, people are strange... However, the most fun of all, IMO, are those who hate me irrationally. Whatever their 'reason' is, it's always one sure to entertain. Later I'll tell fun stories about the people who hate me. Even link to examples of their flames. Highly amusing for kids of all ages!

No stupid, what's your name?


I've been going by "Goescrunch" since the day I got online. A friend on usenet dubbed me with the name "CrunchieChan". Some people call me "bitch". You can call me any of these. ^__^ I don't really care...

What are you into?


Oh, all sorts of things. Cats, ferrets, anime, manga, hentai, gothic erotica/porn, art, music, writing, weird stuff. I love to read. I love to read so much that I'll read just about anything. Or maybe that's a result of me always being horribly bored and sometimes a wee bit hyper. I swear, at times you'd think I had ADHD. I also like talking to people. But, usually not real people. There is a reason for this. I'm just a teensy bit agoraphobic. I'm muuuuch better now. Now I only have panic attacks when in large crowds of people without someone familiar beside me. I've been known to IM and ICQ random people just to tell them about my day or what I'm doing. Sometimes, this results in a nice conversation. Other times, it results in them hating me utterly. I think they have voodoo dolls of me by this point. People that react negatively get put on my Buddy List. =-D I likes them... THEY AM FUN.

Are you fucking nuts?


There are some doctors who would have to say "yes". I say no, simply because I know people way nuttier than me, and they are called "normal" simply because they conform to societies standards. Gah, I hate people. I wish I were a cat, then I'd not have the shame of being yet another human.

So, are you goth or what?


I'm not sure. I think I'm just shizophrenic when it comes to clothing. Overall, I do prefer a darker look. Ah, but there are times when it's best just to throw on jeans, a t-shirt, and slip into some comfy Cat In The Hat slippers. Yesh, I do wear them outside the house. No, I don't give a shit how stupid that looks.

How to contact you?


You could try telepathy. If that's a no-go, here's some easier methods:
Please note however, that I get randomly disconnected all the time. This is because the phone company sucks. Each time they come to "repair" the phoneline, another problem develops. Incompetence reigns supreme!
AIM: GoescrunchXXX I tend to block all but certain ones lately. Email me and tell me why I should allow you to see me online... Sorry, being really misanthropic off and on lately. bad times...
ICQ: 12433801
Yahoo: CrunchieChan
Email: goescrunch@mygothic(SPAM ME AND DIE).com
AIM Chat!

Stop beating me with bibles!!!