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FUNNY THINGS FIRST!
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FUNNY THINGS FIRST ---
1) The foreign letters I receive. Well, I speak NO other language besides English, & it is funny to get a long letter from someone in another country, & I can't read one bit of it. It happens all the time.I can read the word "Axl". That's about it.
2) Loveletters to Axl! Oh, yeah...I get letters from young girls who think I am Axl...ohhh, I mean mushy ones, too. I can't bring myself to write them back & say...ummm..., I am a girl!
3) This one is only funny because it WAS done innocently...the Spanish sites who are using my little boy's pic as either Axl as a little kid, or as Axl's baby! At first, I was bugged, & tried to communicate to them that this pic is of MY child, not Axl Rose. Friends also wrote to them. But, replies came back saying...you are misinformed-is Axl baby.
4) At one time in a matter of about 3 weeks, I had 11 girls who claimed that they were dating Axl & for me to leave him alone! Well, funny because he sure was getting around all over the place if I believed it, as they were fom CA to England & everywhere in between! Plus...when have I bothered Axl? hehe!
5) Fake Slash letters & fake Izzy letters. So far, I haven't heard from a fake Duff, but several who claim to be his very close friend.I hear from people who know so much bullshit that contradicts each other & claim to know at least one of the members of GNR personally that it could cause the average person to reside in a state of mass confusion!
6) The analyzing! Wow! I mean some of these people who have analyzed me or Axl Rose need to take a look at themselves & check on into the mental ward!
7) People have located my phone number & called here at my home & asked to speak to Axl! It is like...well, hang on & I will go get him!
8) At one particular time I have had 11 guys named "Axl" on my ICQ list, one named Duff, & 2 named Slash!Ummm..., confusing!
8)The girl who wrote me & said I thought you only loved Axl, but you have a son! Kinda goofy,huh?
9)I didn't think it was funny at the time, but one time when I was very angry I picked up a cassette tape & cruched it between my hands. Later I found it was "Appetite for Destruction".
10 Me & this computer! Well, if you could see the arguments I have with my puter because it will not "mind me" & then rebels by freezing up - while I am working on my Axl sites, you would probably think it was pretty funny!***I will be adding much more to this. This doesn't even begin to cover it! I haven't even been to my email & checked it all & have 16 folders full now waiting with some humorous things I am sure!
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CRAZY/STUPID THINGS!
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1) Guys who call me pretending to be Axl Rose! That is just plain stupid!
2) Well, needless to say that all the harrassment by teenage girls last spring was a big waste of my time! Plain crazy on their part!
3) Someone who hacked in on my computer & erased some choice things that bothered them!
4) People write to me & tell me they saw Axl last week & he was skinny, or in the same week...others who saw him & he was fat! Go figure???
5) Being given 9 different home contact addresses for Axl from supoosedly "inside sources"! Ya, right!Like I WOULD write the man...
6) One little group of people back in April decided I was Axl's sister. They thought that "we" had a scheme by me doing these tribute sites to make him "known" again! NOT!
7) C1996CHEVY! Wow! Now, he really had a sweet friend of mine starting to believe he WAS Axl! Until I jumped in after he said he found the websites hilarious...I wrote & questioned him against people's wishes. (They were believing I was really writing a direct letter to Axl). This screwed up imposter was caught, but I am sure he is still playing the part of Axl, as his profile hasn't changed with his webserver, & no telling how many people think...they are REALLY close to Axl Rose! I can tell you, he didn't like me too much as he wrote me rude letters & signed my guestbook nasty! He knew I was onto him. He even had me going for a little bit, but I refused to believe Axl was doing that!
8) Email! OK, that is like a major chrisis for me! I need a secretary, but hell...I don't make any money from all of this! (But, I love it!) But, I get so much inside information from "secret sources" it is unreal! And, do they REALLY think I believe any of it? If a real inside source came along, I wouldn't believe it anymore!
9) People who BUGG me to death to give Axl a letter or for me to give them an addy on him! Drives me nutts! I DO NOT have it!
10) Stalkers! People who try to make me believe that they are closeby my home & watching me! That is plain CRAZY!
11) A guy who says he is going to get a long haired red wig & ride up & down my road on a Harley..! Crazy!
11)Why do people who know me believe the bad things related to Axl, such as when that imposter was writing me? They believed THAT was Axl! But, where Axl supposedly signed the guestbook...they refuse to believe that could happen. It just shows people will believe the negative way before the positive!
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WEIRD/QUESTIONABLE THINGS!
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1) OK, I admit there have been some people who have made contact with me that I have ALMOST believed what they were telling me! Especially one young lady who made a claim to seeing Axl for awhile. She either has me fooled very well, or it is true! (Or, she maybe is really talking to CHEVY?) Now, it could be true, because Axl is a MAN, & I am sure he sees women...he IS human! But, she wants me to make contact with him & hook up with him major bad! Hmmm...But, I don't believe any of the girls anymore even though that one has me baffled.
2) Reports now via email on 7 occasions that IZZY wrote or co-wrote numbers as high as 22 of Axl's new album! That is ok by me. We will see.
3) A guy from a foreign country who begged me to meet with him when he took a vacation to USA, & then, when I said...absolutely NOT, he said he wrote to Axl and told him that I was giving out Axl's address to everyone! Yeah, well..I have so many addresses on Axl...I could give any of them & it is guaranteed NOT to be him!
4) People who write with inside information...one will tell me all this mumbo-jumbo about the new album & how they should know, but they refuse to reveal their identity. Then, another will say I only hear "heresay", because actually Axl will be doing the album another way. So far, he no longer has Josh Freese as a drummer. He is close to Izzy. One day the music is going to be highly industrial sounding & the next day he is working with Slash again! (And, I am only giving you slight examples)
5) People who write to me & notify me of where Axl is at that time or what he is doing! Damn, to stay secluded...he sure has loads of contacts & is in a million different places at once!
6) ANALYZING me or Axl Rose! Wow! Some people have definitely spent a great deal of time trying to figure "ME" out & I don't know why, because "I" cannot even figure me out! And, they all have their psychiatric evaluation of Axl! Free therapy!
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