Why do women wait till last call to tell you she has a lover?

Can you throw attitude if nobody is willing to catch it?

Why do women get into celibacy after you move in with them?

How come dykes call every woman they ever dated, even once, an "X"?

When will the music become the focus of a Women's Music Festival?

Has any good ever come from a drunken 3am call to an ex?

When will dykes who ditch you stop using the insincere offer of friendship as a lovely parting gift?

Where are all the rich lesbians?

Just how many of us have taken a women's studies class hoping to find a date?

How come the lover who couldn't dance becomes Paula Abdul when she leaves you?

Ever notice that the more women you pack into a space the less chance that you will find a date there?

Why hasn't anyone found a sexier name for dental dams?

Why is it that the same woman who mauls you in public won't touch you in private?

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