Plays keyboards and extra guitar in the band
'Southern Culture on The Skids'

I've know about this chap for ages, but finding good pics of him is a nightmare (mainly because he's not a full-time member of the band), but I think these pics give you a reasonable idea of his gorgeousness. His real name is Chris Bess.

These pics came from the S.C.O.T.S. website at http://www.scots.com, where one reviewer is quoted as saying: "...the talented Chris Bess was a perfect 'backwoods Chris Farley' complete with great big overalls and a mean maraca-smashing tamborine dance... I've never seen a man so big shake it so fast."