Various Sounds


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Here you will find various sounds taken from various tv shows and movies. Sounds are respectfully used without permission.

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3rd Rock From the Sun

lustsin.wav 41K
"Wait, lust is a deadly sin?"
"It is if you do it right."

nineties.wav 18K
"This is the nineties, girlfriend!"

ropeburn.wav 20K
"You have anything for rope burn?"

spanky.wav 69K
"I-I-I-I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable and not in that fun spanky way."

sucking.wav 33K
"How nice. The gift that keeps on sucking."

thanksir.wav 25K
"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Ace Ventura

balls.wav 4K
Ace: (whisper) "Your balls are showing."

bmspank.wav 6K
Ace: (whisper) "Spank me!"

rubrgllve.wav 9K
Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

spankyou.wav 10K
Ace: "Spank you very much."

Aliens

asskckd.wav 50K
Hudson: "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!"

All About Eve

fasten.wav 44K
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

Animal House

thankyou.wav 24K
Chip: (smack) "Thank you, sir! May I have another?"

Armageddon

gethug.wav 45K
Bear: "I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or something?"

howflng.wav 78K
Harry: "How you feeling?"
AJ: "Uh, good, you know? I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life."

Army of Darkness

badgood.wav 66K
F: "I may be bad, but I feel good."

gotahurt.wav 23K
Ash: "Ooh, that's gotta hurt!"

killkiss.wav 27K
Ash: "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me."
pillow.wav 28K
Ash: "Well, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby."

slave.wav 39K
Ash: "My name is Ash and I am a slave."

sugar.wav 20K ">
Ash: "Give me some sugar, baby."

whowants.wav 66K
Ash: "All right... who wants some?"

Austin Powers

bitehard.wav 35K
Austin: "I won't bite... hard."

scrotum.wav 67K
Dr. Evil: "There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."

Batman

clothes.wav 20K
Batman: "I really gotta get you out og those clothes."

enter.wav 25K
Riddler: "Your entrance was good, his was better."

maniacs.wav 41K
Batman: "Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?"

Big Deals

fanny.wav 70K
Christopher (Tim Curry): "Outside in a world that can be vicious to a young sweet fanny, such as your own."

The Birdcage

birdcage.wav 52K
Albert: "I know nothing because I am a woman."
Armand: "You're not a woman."
Albert: "Oh, you bastard!"

Blackadder

abuse.wav 31K
"Am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra?"

cluckbel.wav 33K
"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell'."

fishfork.wav 20K
"Well, bugger me with a fishfork!"

fornicat.wav 22K
"I'll just go and tell them to fornicate off."

nicensty.wav 63K
"Sometimes I'm nice and sometimes I'm nasty."

ohdear.wav 8K
"Oh dear..."

puddings.wav 33K
"Well, baste my steaming puddings!"

rumpy.wav 49K
"What think you, My Lord, of love?"
"You mean rumpy-pumpy?"

sodoff.wav 52K
"I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won't take it amiss if I ask you to sod off and die."

Blade

naughty.wav 52K
Quinn: "I'm gonna be naughty. I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god."

Blazing Saddles

20dlrwhr.wav 19K
"You use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore."

excuseme.wav 44K
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

kinky.wav 7K
"Kinky!"

Braveheart

brvhrt.wav 37K new
William Wallace: "I will love you my whole life - you and no other."

longer.wav 78K new
William Wallace: "Twice as long as a man."
M: "That long? Some men are longer than others."

luvu.wav 65K
William Wallace: "I love you, always have."

The Burning Zone

sobeauti.wav 74K
Philip: "They're so beautiful... aren't they?"

Clerks

advice.wav 32K
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

Clue

fruit.wav 66K
Mrs. White: "Are you a cop?"
Mr.Green: "No, I'm a plant."
Mrs. Scarlet: "A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit?"
Mr. Green: "Very funny."

mspeacoc.wav 72K
Wadsworth: "Just like the Mounties, we always get our man."
Mr Green: "Mrs. Peacock was a man?"
(slap)(slap)

Commercials

bsteel.wav 16K
Buns of Steel "I love Buns of Steel!"

slappunk.wav 20K
Budweiser "Slap the punk!"

squirt.wav 25K
Budweiser "Squirt some tears, punk!"

Desperado

letsplay.wav 12K
"Let's play."

Down Periscope

tattoo.wav 24K
"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick!"

Dragonheart

buttocks.wav 29K
Drago: "Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?"

Exit to Eden

exiteden.wav 270K
"I need to hear what your fantasy is. I'm here to create an illusion for you. Only the illusion. I am a top - a master. You are a bottom - a submissive. Yet we're not different. We're in unison - to please each other. Just tell me your wishes... and welcome to my world."

A Fish Called Wanda

*sshole.wav 29K new
?: "*sshole!"

limyfish.wav 28K new
?: "Wake up, limy fish!"

George Carlin

7words.wav 28K
The seven words you can't say on televison. Y'all know this one, doncha?

Golden Eye

nomore.wav 49K
Bond: "No, no, no! No more foreplay."

The Incredible Journey

badyes.wav 21K
Sissy the cat: "Am I bad? Oh, yes."

Indiana Jones

dontcall.wav 25K
Indiana: "Don't call me Junior!"

indiana.wav 78K
Professor Jones: "That's his name: Henry Jones, Jr."
Indiana: "I like Indiana."
Professor Jones: "We named the dog Indiana."

tellu.wav 49K
Professor Jones: "I ought to tell you something."
Indiana: "Don't get sentimental now, Dad. Save it 'til we get out of here."

trustme.wav 12K
Indiana: "Trust me."

whosave.wav 41K
Professor Jones: "Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?"

Jeffrey

phonesex.wav 41K
Jeffrey: "Dad, I'm not going to have phone sex with you and Mom!"

Kids in the Hall

bout2rob.wav 43K
"I'm about to rob you of your free will. Does this frighten you?"

feelgay.wav 12K
"Oh, they're feeling gay."

hndhell.wav 143K
"Do not fear the evil that surrounds you. Do not avoid the hounds of hell! Do not avoid the beasts of brimstone! Do not avoid the puppies of... purgatory."

prfndsex.wav 13K
"You're angry aren't you, Master?"
"No, Hecubus, just profoundly sexually frustrated."

screwyou.wav 12K
"Screw you!"

slave.wav 192K new
M: "Maybe if you spent more time playing with your slave and less time playing with yourself, he wouldn't feel compelled to act out in such an antisocial manner. An unhappy slave is a potential killer. So... take the time each day to play with your slave."

wlcmpit.wav 57K
"Good evening and welcome to the pit of ultimate darkness."

LEXX: The Dark Zone

addhue.wav 78K
Poetman (Tim Curry): "I like a little bruising. It adds a certain... hue."

ass.wav 51K
Poetman: "You wouldn't believe the amount of ass I get for that one."

badly.wav 33K
Poetman: "How badly do you want it?"

possess.wav 36K
Poetman: "I possess you."

Maverick

canthelp.wav 57K
Maverick: "You can't help it, can you? You are irresistible."

diehappy.wav 29K
Maverick: "I could die happy right now."

licked.wav 61K
Maverick: "If you can beat that, you got me licked and that's not a totally unpleasant prospect."

Metallica

fulars.wav 15K new
Lars: "F*ck you."

micasa.wav 21K new
Lars: "Mi casa is in su boca"

News Radio

redwelts.wav 31K
"I have itchy, red welts on my buttocks."

Over the Top

fright.wav 22K
Simon (Tim Curry): "You're a frightening, frightening woman."

The Pillow Book

book.wav 61K
Jerome: "Use me like the pages of a book... of your book."

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

2pillows.wav 122K
"Why are you holding my hand?"
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows!"
(Both men scream)

kissear.wav 17K
"Why did you kiss my ear?"

Police Academy

dnttouch.wav 44K
"Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking."

The Pretender

catchme.wav 16K
Jarod: "Catch me if you can."

jedi.wav 25K
Jarod: "Trust in the force, young jedi."

Princess Bride

inigo.wav 101K new
Inigo: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Pulp Fiction

dicks.wav 34K
"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

Real Genius

4uor2u.wav 60K new
Chris: "If there's ever anything I can do for you or, more to the point, to you... let me know, OK?

bowljell.wav 100K
Kent: "You're all just a bunch of degenerates!"
Chris: "We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?"
Kent: "You did not!"
Chris: "Yes, it's true."
Kent: "I was hot and I was hungry, OK?"

lrgboobs 31K
Chris: "Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts?"

penis.wav 30K
Girl: "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

rgdream.wav 102K
Chris: "The dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

rgslave.wav 47K new
Chris: "If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right."

Rocky Horror Picture Show

anticip.wav 67K
Frankenfurter: "I see you shiver with antici.... pation."

Roseanne

buttsore.wav 22K
Dan: "I can feel my butt getting sore already."

Saturday Night Live

3sizes.wav 66K
"We have three sizes: wee, not so wee and friggin' huge!"

beatings.wav 74K
"I've administered beatings to nearly three thousand clients!" (applause)

humble.wav 35K
Operator: "How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?"

monkey.wav 8K
Dieter: "Do you want to touch my monkey?"

nghtyprt.wav 23K
Church Lady: "Well, I guess that makes our naughty parts tingle."

Six Days, Seven Nights

guyseasy.wav 20K
"We're guys, we're easy."

Sliders

winelove.wav 111K
Ryan: "Wine goes in at the mouth, love goes in at the eye. It's all we shall know for truth, until we grow old and we die."

Space: Above and Beyond

spspank.wav 98K
"They call me Handsome Alvin. This is my house and in my house, attitudes like yours get spanked."

Space Balls

sbgood.wav 61K
Dark Helmet: "Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

sbsuckbl.wav 11K
Colonel Sandurz: "She's gone from suck to blow."

spball01.wav 23K
President Scroob: "Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"

suck.wav 32K
President Scroob, Colonel Sandurz and Dark Helmet: "Suck, suck, suck!"

Spin City

fthrson.wav 110K
Mike: "What happened to old James? I miss him, I want him back."
Stuart: "You can't have him back. He's come over to the Dark Side and together we shall rule City Hall as father and son."

spanked.wav 17K
Nicki?: "I kinda like being spanked."

strokes.wav 37K
Carter: "Hey, O'Neil is up. Man, I hope he strokes a long one!"
Stuart: "I bet you do."

The Three Musketeers

all4one.wav 102K
Aramis: "Fear not, my son. We are with you always. All for one and one for all."

arrogant.wav 102K
Porthos: "You, boy... are arrogant, hot-tempered and entirely too bold. I like that... reminds me of me."

begdiffr.wav 57K
Porthos: "I beg to differ, infant. We are on quite intimate terms unless you can prove otehrwise."

brokefll.wav 29K
Aramis: "Thank you. You broke my fall perfectly."

donttell.wav 20K
Porthos: "Don't tell me you've never heard of me?"

feisty.wav 33K
Porthos: "Oh, he's a feisty little fellow."
Aramis: "Feisty indeed."

lovework.wav 16K
Porthos: "God, I love my work!"

Tin Cup

innrchld.wav 29K
"My inner child needs a spanking?"
"Yeah."

Tombstone

apolog.wav 25K
Doc Holliday: "I apologize, I forgot you were there."

bear_it.wav 52
Doc Holliday: "If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it."

damned.wav 66K
Wyatt Earp: "I'll be damned."
Doc Holliday: "You may indeed, if you get lucky."

defile.wav 32K
Doc Holliday: "I have not yet begun to defile myself."

deranged.wav 29K
Doc Holliday: "Well, I suppose I'm deranged."

gonow.wav 16K
Doc Holliday: "You may go now."

myfriend.wav 94K
?: "What the hell you doing this for anyway?"
Doc Holliday: "Wyatt Earp is my friend."
?: "Yeah, well I got lots of friends."
Doc Holliday: "I don't."

pawed.wav 34K
Doc Holliday: "I will not be pawed at, thank you very much."

prime.wav 16K
Doc Holliday: "I'm in my prime."

sureofit.wav 37K
Doc Holliday: "No, I'm sure of it. I hate him!"

Tool Time

dangwman.wav 5K
Tim: "I live with a very dangerous woman."

erect.wav 29K
Jill: "And I believe he was never fully erect either."

notnow.wav 29K
Jill: "Oh honey, not now! Can't we wait 'til after dinner?"

ohmy.wav 49K
Tim: "Oh my! You were a bad, bad Borland!"

turnmen.wav 61K
Tim: "No matter how much you want to do it, you can't turn men into women. It can't be done. Well, it can, but it's very expensive."

Top Gun

goodtime.wav 25K
"We're gonna have a good time."
"Always."

wantbutt.wav 33K
"I want somebody's butt, I want it now! I've had it!"

whatgot.wav 16K
"Show me what you got, kid."

Trading Places

letskick.wav 13K
"Let's kick some ass!"

thosemen.wav 27K
"Those men wanted to have sex with me!"

True Grit

belt.wav 20K
"Ya fresh kid, I oughtta belt ya."

trouble.wav 82K
"Young fella, if you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate ya. Otherwise, leave it alone."

US Marshalls

cranky.wav 53K
"Well, I'm not having any fun here. You know how cranky I get when I don't have any fun."

The Usual Suspects

finger.wav 36K
"I had a guy's finger up my *sshole tonight."
"Is it Friday already?"

Victor/Victoria

ashamed.wav 58K
"I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself."

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

wicked.wav 30K
Sir Richard Burton: "My G*d, you're a wicked woman."

Young Frankenstein

handsome.wav 8K
Dr. Frankenstein: "Hello, handsome!"

hotmnstr.wav 30K
Elizabeth: "Come over here, you hot monster!"

rollhay.wav 45K
Inga: "Hello! Would you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun!"




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