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X-Files Sounds
Here you will find various sounds taken from the X-Files and various TV and radio interviews. Sounds are respectfully used without permission.
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abdomen.wav 85K
Blockhead: "Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of Tiea Bu Shan, you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?"
Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak."
afraid.wav 54K
Mulder: "I know what you're afraid of. I'm afraid of the same thing."
angel.wav 16K
DD: "Special angel Fox Mulder"
answer4.wav 24K
Skinner: "You got a lot to answer for, Agent Mulder."
append.wav 20K
DD: "Keep me posted on all his other appendages.
ass.wav 28K
Skinner: "This is where you pucker up and kiss my *ss!"
ass2.wav 21K
DD: "I recognize your cute card guy's *ss."
assbite.wav 39K
Mulder: "What does it take? For this thing to come up and bite you on the *ss?"
assfall.wav 54K
Scully: "You OK, Mulder?"
Mulder: "Yeah, it's alright. My *ss broke the fall."
assfroz.wav 30K
DD: "Yeah, well I'm gonna stay here 'cause my *ss is frozen."
asskick.wav 30K
Mulder: "I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my *ss kicked."
Go to the spoofs page and hear 'licked', a blooper of the above sound
badthing.wav 14K
Mulder: "That's a bad thing."
bathtub.wav 660K
Bathtub scene from 'Hollywood AD' - 60 second clip
beat_you.wav 61K
Krycek: "You must be losing it, Mulder. I could beat you with one hand."
Mulder: "Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?"
behave.wav 33K
Mulder: "Did you really think that you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?"
benddown.wav 48K
Mulder: "Ya know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles.
between.wav 37K
Krycek: "We both know I'm covering for you by keeping it between us."
blessamr.wav 29K
Triangle Skinner: "God bless America, now get your *sses out of here."
bring.wav 25K
Mulder: "Bring it on."
bubble.wav 55K
Mulder: "So, what are you up to right now, sir?"
Skinner: "I'm taking a bubble bath."
bubble2.wav 63K
Mulder: "Scully?"
Scully: "Yeah?"
Mulder: "Yeah, Skinner is calling me from a bubble bath."
Scully: "Wow!"
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bulge.wav 32K
DD: "This big bulge in my pants is a safety harness."
butsling.wav 34K
Skinner: "Your butt and mine are in a sling."
cantdo.wav 19K
Skinner: You can't do this."
catheter.wav 29K
Scully: "Baby me, and you'll be peeing through a catheter."
comprom.wav 23K
Skinner: "I'm in a compromised position."
confess.wav 144K
Scully: "Mulder, I have something to confess."
Mulder: "What's that?"
Scully: "I'm in love with Associate Producer Walter Skinner."
(laughing)
Mulder: "Ah, me too."
coverup.wav 17K
Skinner: "What did you have me cover up?"
crazy.wav 37K
Mulder: "Tell me I'm crazy."
Scully: "Mulder, you're crazy."
cruising.wav 22K
Mulder: "C'mon, you were cruising, right?"
denyevry.wav 14K
X: "Deny everything."
doit.wav 37K
Mulder: "Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it."
doit2.wav 51K
Krycek: "C'mon finish it, Mulder. C'mon finish it. Do it!"
donttouc.wav 21K
Krycek: "Don't touch me again."
drink.wav 14K
Mulder: "Can I buy you a drink?"
drool.wav 19K
Mulder: "I think you drooled on me.
Scully: "Sorry."
drugsome.wav 23K
Byers: "What kind of drugs is he on?"
Langley: "I want some!"
enjoy.wav 8K
DD: "Did you enjoy me?"
excited.wav 43K
Mulder: "Scully, would you think less of me as a man, if I told you I was kind of excited right now."
favorkil.wav 50K
Scully: "I want you to do me a favor. It is not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you, you understand?"
feelit.wav 17K
Mulder: "Why can't you feel it?"
fullofst.wav 9K
Mulder: "I think you're full of shit."
gnawed.wav 83K
Skinner: "No. His throat was bitten. It was sort of gnawed on."
grab.wav 26K
Scully: "You've got us grabbing life by the testes."
greedy.wav 9K
DD: "Fox is greedy."
guess.wav 12K
Mulder: "Guess I'm not dead."
had_you.wav 47K
Scully: "I had you."
Mulder: "No, you didn't."
Scully: "Oh yeah, I had you big time."
Mulder: "You had nothing."
hadbdrm.wav 22K
Scully: "I didn't even know you had a bedroom."
happen.wav 17K
Skinner: "did something happen that I should know about?"
hatebtfl.wav 23K
Mulder: "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful"
hornybst.wav 32K
Mulder: "I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast."
horseass.wav 31K
Mulder: "It's official. I am a horse's *ss."
ificould.wav 33K
Mulder: "If I could get up, I'd kick your *ss."
impress.wav 14K
Mulder: "That's pretty impressive, Scully."
in_hands.wav 19K
Skinner: "I'm in your hands."
inscum.wav 46K
Mulder: "You're an invertebrate scum-sucker whose moral dipstick's about two drops short of bone dry."
instruct.wav 17K
Skinner: "I followed your instructions."
jerkoff.wav 26K
Mulder: "I think this is a big jerk off."
keepgo.wav 15K
Mulder: "Keep going, FBI woman."
kickbutt.wav 53K
Skinner: "Get some rest Mulder, because when you get out of here, I'm gonna kick your butt but good."
kiss_ass.wav 33K
Krycek: "Tell them to kiss my American *ss."
kissugly.wav 26K
Scully: "I'd kiss ya if you weren't so damn ugly."
knowhow.wav 29K
Sheila: "Trust me, the man knows how to kiss."
krycrusn.wav 25K
Krycek: "Good luck to you, my friend." In Russian
largest.wav 28K
DD: "I assume you had me on the show because you're doing the world's largest."
latex.wav 34K
Mulder: "I know how much you like snapping on the latex."
losthim.wav 316K
Skinner: "I lost him. I don't know what else I can say - I lost him. I'll be asked what I saw... and what I saw, I can't deny... I won't."
losthim2.wav 70K
Skinner: "I lost him. I don't know what else I can say - I lost him."
magicwrd.wav 14K
Mulder: "What is the magic word?"
manlymen.wav 34K
Mulder: "Rugged, manly men, in the full bloom of their manhood."
master.wav 24K
DD: "1-800-MASTER"
mmm.wav 11K
DD: "Mmm-mmm."
my_hole.wav 36K
Lyda: "I don't show my hole to just anyone."
Mulder: "Why are you showing it to me?"
needinfo.wav 83K
Scully: "Don't ask too many questions. I don't care what you do, or who you do, or who you have to grease. I need that information and I need it now. Are we clear on that?"
Spender: "Crystal."
needme.wav 44K
Krycek: "Mulder, you're gonna need me in here."
newman.wav 25K
Mulder: "Feel better?"
Krycek: "Like a new man."
ohman.wav 27K
Scully: "Oh man, I am gonna kick their *sses."
panties.wav 22K
DD: "And the panties were just really painful."
paramstb.wav 24K
Mulder: "Paramastabatory?"
pcethis.wav 9K
DD: "Wanna piece of this?"
pelvic.wav 31K
Mulder: "I had an appointment for a pelvic examination."
pissoff.wav 21K
Scully: "You know, that guy really pisses me off."
poaching.wav 40K
Mulder: "Well pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."
pocket.wav 30K
Scully: "Mulder?"
Mulder: "Yeah?"
Scully: "What's in your pocket?"
point.wav 37K
Krycek: "Watch where you point that."
pretzel.wav 47K
Mulder: "Well, let's just say it ends with you doing the naked pretzel with a stranger on a bed in an unfurnished fourth floor apartment."
prick.wav 46K
Scully: "Just a little prick."
probed.wav 48K
Mulder: "So what if they had sex?"
Scully: "So we know that it wasn't an alien that probed her."
problem.wav 15K
Skinner: "Is there a problem, Agent Mulder?"
promise.wav 32K
Scully: "Oh promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrassing."
psaint.wav 23K
DD: "I'm the patron saint of women's secrets."
putup.wav 26K
Krycek: "You put me up here and I'm looking forward to seeing how you get me out."
rats.wav 30K
Krycek: "You go underground, you gotta learn to live with the rats."
requiem2.wav 176K 
ALT="new">
Krycek: "Marita Covarrubias. Lst time I saw you, I left you for dead."
Marita: "Alex, if it was strictly up to me - I'd leave you here to rot too."
requiem2.wav 204K
Mulder: "I think I'm in big trouble."
Scully: "Oh Mulder, how many times have they tried to shut us down?"
Mulder: "Yeah, but I never actually assaulted an auditor before."
Scully: "Did you hurt him?"
Mulder: "I reduced his vision. A little bit."
rest.wav 22K
Scully: "Guys, give it a rest."
say_hey.wav 106K
Skinner: "What is it, Agent Mulder?"
Mulder: "I just, uh, thought I'd poke my head in and say 'hey'."
Skinner: "Hey."
scrtsqrl.wav 20K
Mulder: "Aren't you the secret squirrel?"
seeit.wav 52K
Mulder: "Now you see it... one more frame... now you don't."
sexsym.wav 20K
DD: "I'm not the internet sex symbol for nothing."
shocking.wav 17K
Krycek: "That's shocking at first."
skinman.wav 34K
Mulder: "I appreciate that, Skinman."
Skinner: "Don't call me that."
SKsob.wav 17K
Skinner: "Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch!"
sling.wav 39K
Skinner: "You're lucky I don't have your *ss in a sling!"
smile.wav 20K
Mulder: "I'm glad I could bring a little smile into your life."
smokedmj.wav 56K
Scully: "Do you or have you ever smoked marijuana?"
Interviewee: "Nope, nosiree."
sorrysob.wav 28K
Mulder: "One sorry son of a bitch speaking."
sshorts.wav 27K
DD: "Chris Carter is always the one putting me in the short shorts."
storysht.wav 82K
Mulder: "One more anal-probing, gyro-pyro, levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm gonna take out my gun and shoot somebody!"
tailhook.wav 39K
Mulder: "Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your *ss."
theory.wav 24K
Mulder: "I'll show you my theory if you'll show me yours."
thoughts.wav 17K
Skinner: "Just think warm thoughts."
trouble.wav 33K ALT="new">
Mulder: "I think I'm in trouble."
tuck.wav 17K
DD: "Hey, I didn't have anybody to tuck me in again."
turnon.wav 15K
Mulder: "I just got very turned on."
underyou.wav 33K
Mulder: "Uh, where are you now?"
Skinner: "I'm right underneath you."
waka.wav 4K
Mulder: "Waka."
wantknow.wav 20K
Skinner: "I want to know how the hell this happened."
wasdrugd.wav 24K
Mulder: "I was drugged!"
whatwant.wav 10K
Skinner: "What do you want from me?"
wlcmdark.wav 14K
Frohike: "Welcome to the dark side."
worksex.wav 30K
DD: "I work on my acting, not on my sex."
xfmagic.wav 23K
Scully: "I just put money in the magic fingers."
younever.wav 43K
Krycek: "You've never seen one before, have you?"
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