When I first caught a glimpse of her delicious curves, I was at the mall looking for some clothes. I then followed her into another department store. 
The more I was watching her, the more I was feeling jittery and very nervous. I really wanted to talk to her, but I quickly decided not to. You see, I've had very bad luck with women up til now. The last time I was in a relationship -- if you could call it that -- was about 6 years ago, which ended in a complete disaster. My problem was always the same. The women would complain that I was too nice and that they didn't deserve me. Also, I wasn't even exciting enough.
Anyway, the situations with them grew even more bizzare and stupid until one woman told me shortly before I graduated from The University of Miami, 
"Maybe you should leave women alone and just focus on your job. That way, I could do some soul searching and figure out what you want in life. Besides, Albert Einstein wasn't married and you see how he turned out."
What?! Leave women alone?! Why?! I believe it's about time that I am allowed to have a nice and sweet girlfriend!!!! I mean, I busted my butt for 4 years to get this far! Besides -- what's the crime in me having one?! Is it now against the law for me to have any feelings for, or even have a relationship with anyone? Besides, the problem is not me -- it's their casualness of leading guys like myself on while they will devote thier entire lives to someone who is a complete loser!
(By the way, Albert Einstein WAS married !)
