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1) What is the name of the last female to experience presidential wood?
A Gennifer
B Hillary
C Monica
D School principal wouldn't release her name		 2) What are the three stains reported to be on the love dress?
A Nyquil, Jello and vodka
B presidential pud, motion lotion and spit
C KY jelly, poop and spermicide
D None of the above
3) What concept is critical to understanding this case?
A It's NOT about sex, you fucking moron
B Witness tampering, perjury and suborning perjury are all baaad mojo
C Hillary is still as stupid as a doorknob, and one ugly bitch
D All of the above		 4) Which of the following techno phrases best describes the events at hand?
A Resetting the dipswitch
B Initiating a socket layer connection
C Pulling jumpers on the daughtercard
D All of the above
5) Do you believe the VRWC is out to get Clinton?
A Yes
B No
C BC deserves whatever he gets
D What the hell is the VRWC?		 6) Do you think the Dems are sick of Clinton's shit, and will disown him as a result of this case?
A Yes
B Yes
C Yes
D Probably
7) Should Clinton face impeachment if he continues to deny once the proof becomes undeniable?
A Yes
B No
C Only if Monica swallowed
D Not if he munched her box in return		 8) What should Hillary be doing in this time of crisis?
A Wake up from dream world; realize Bill is scum
B Ask Monica for pointers on pleasing her man
C Three things: flannel shirt, combat boots, Lilith Fair
D All of the above

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