Looking for a present for the football fan in your life? Then why not choose from The Hatchet's very own "Little Choppers" series of the SMALLEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD!

The first six titles in this fascinating series are OUT NOW!


1. "HOW TO STAY IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE" by Bolton Wanderers

2. "THE WIT AND WISDOM OF BOB 'I LOVE CHESTERFIELD' WILSON"
3. "THE GRANADA T.V. HISTORY OF BURY FOOTBALL CLUB" by Elton Welsby

4. "KEEPING YOUR PITCH PERFECT" by the Reading FC groundstaff

5. "ROCHDALE F.C. - THE GLORY YEARS"

6. "SOUTH YORKSHIRE CONSTABULARY'S OFFICIAL BOOK OF APOLOGIES"

We have JUST been informed of the impending publication of a more lengthy tome, hot off the presses from LA (thanks Phil) entitled:

"HOW TO SHOW YOURSELF UP IN FRONT OF YOUR FORMER EMPLOYEES" by Stan Ternant and Sam Ellis

We understand that copies are available on 01282 700010, or by personal application from the bookshop on Brunshaw Road, Burnley