Des: Today’s main fixture, Bury vs Tranmere at Gigg Lane, a great match to look forward to (trademark pause) there. And with me in the studio, former Republic of Ireland Manager Jack Charlton. Jack, how are Neil Warnock and Ron Reid fitting in at Bury?

Big Jeck: Eh well, Neil and Ronnie are two good leds. They'll be OK at this Club. They've got a hurl team of good leds playing for them who can screp a bit. Nothing too fency like.

Des: OK Jack, I'll read out the positions and you introduce the Bury team. Lets start with Bury’s custodian between the sticks.......

Jeck: Eeeh, the gurl keepah, now playing for my old team

Des: Now Bury’s wingbacks; recent signing from Preston on the left......

Jeck; eh, the new led, from Preston

Des: and an all-rounder, but recently laying claim to the right wingback spot.....

Jeck: the swarthy led. Durn't let his sistah babysit for your bairns mind!

Des: 3 central defenders now; solid left sided player, came as part of David Johnson deal..

Jeck: the big led from Ipswich, big strong fella, could tackle a wardrobe

Des: Bury's feted central defender, number 5 and captain......

Jeck: The led with the Italian name. Best centre half in the division

Des: and partnering him in the heart of defence, newly signed from Oldham,as replacement for Paul Butler...

Jeck: eeeh, the big stocky scouse led, used to play for City, like

Des: Now onto midfield; Bury’s celebrated tyro pairing, starting with #4

Jeck: Eeeh, the fit led who eats all the shredded wheat (full of hurl wheat goodness)

Des: and his partner, dogged man marking midfielder......

Jeck: the bleck led with the 3 lungs and the spaghetti legs

Des: Now on to the strike force: Bury’s new import, formerly with Montpellier and Ayr Utd....

Jeck: Max Jaffa , the french led, scored some crackin’ gurls this season

Des: pacy forward, likes to play wide, missed most of last season through injury....

Jeck: eh, the boy from York, bit of a sicknote, like

Des: and finally Bury’s workhorse target man, new this season from Blackpool...

Jeck: Big Preecy! Get up Preecy led, and give us a gurl!!

Des: and on the bench for Bury, last years signing from Blackpool, had a purple patch towards the end of the season....

St Jeck: The led who looks like Elvis

Des: left footed midfield terrier...............

Jeckanory: the little fella from Sheffield Utd, bit of a snapper mind

Des: and finally, right sided forward currently on loan from Huddersfield.....

Jeckdaw: the led from Bleckedder, Simon Baldrick

Des: Well thanks for that Jack, some comprehensive knowledge (trademark pause) there. And what about a prediction for the result?

Jeck: Why eh, Bury to win by two to nowt, gurls from Max Jaffa and big Preecy.

Des: and finally Jack, whats the weather going to be like for the game?