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What's on tv?: Craig Kilborn, I think. He's on after Dave.


Favorite song at the moment: "All The Small Things" by Blink182


What's your take on tonight's episode of Real World vs. Road Rules challenge?: OMG I can't believe the Real World team faked out the Road Rules team, and stupid wussy Veronica was too stupid to realize she had been SUCKERED. Boy are they gonna get it, though. Watch your back, I tell ya.


Yes, I've been a little too heavy on the men tonight, but James Hetfield is still my favorite. Never fear. The rest can never attempt to live up to the attraction he has for me.


A big thank you to Kim who risked life and limb to gather beads for her readers. I won't ask if she flashed anything to get what she's sending to me. I'm not sure I wanna know... hehehe



For all you that are my age or a little older, I was watching E's Hollywood Story something or other tonight, and they were doing a story on Cheech and Chong and how they got started in show business. They were talking about Sister Mary Elephant, and boy did that bring back some memories!!! "Claaaasss, classsss, classsss... SHUT UP! ....thank you"























































you know you love me,
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march 7th, 00
break me off a piece of that

Hmmm, haven't written in 4 days, what's up with that?? Wasn't really in the mood, I guess. Since I haven't gotten any emails asking me where I was, I'll assume my absence went unnoticed.

This font size is looking really small to me tonight for some reason, wonder why. If someone ever emails me and says "hey I can't read that, can you make it bigger?", then I will. Until then, suffer. (All you Mac people... hahahaha).

I have to go into work tomorrow, or put in a appearance at the least. Basically what it entails is me going in, showing the guys the designs I've been working on, get feedback, then look at all the cool stuff they've been working on all week. They are such tech heads up there, I fit right in.

I'm off school this week, so I'll hopefully have a chance to catch up on the stuff I've gotten behind in. Yesterday I went to our group leader's house for our campaigns meeting, and I forgot the damn disk that the website is on. Since I'm the webdesigner, it's my responsibility to design the site and do all the work putting it together. Let's hope I don't screw this up like I did the studio shoot. I came home, looked for the disk, and can't find it. Fucking hell. I've looked everywhere I can think of for the damn thing and it's just plain old missing. Luckily I keep backups of almost everything, so I'm not hurting without it.

I'm sitting here listening to the Carpenters, having a little trip back in time.

"Every sha la la la, every whoa whoa still shines...."

Ok I'll stop. Let it never be said that my music tastes aren't wide and varied.

Almost as wide as my ass. Seems all I've done the past few days is eat and watch tv. Oh and here's a word of advice, tv executives. STOP having free previews of the STARZ channels right before midterms!!! Luckily for me, my midterm is over, but still... all I did this weekend was watch movie after movie after movie. Thank god this morning at 12am the channels went off. If I were rich and had lots of channels, I'd never get anything done, I swear.

It's two minutes before David Letterman. Should I make my sister turn the channel? She's watching another exciting edition of "At The Auction". I'd almost rather she watch her true crime murder shows.

Oh well, looks like Dave will have to wait until Wednesday.

I was watching the Real World vs. Road Rules challenge tonight, and afterwards they had "Making the Video". Out of curiosity I kept it on because the new (almost) grown up Hanson was the featured video being made. OH. MY. GOD. If I were 20 yrs younger, I would be ALL OVER that middle one, Taylor. He has major star written all over him. Pouty lips, pretty eyes, hair falling into his face...

AGH! I sound like I'm attracted to a chick! (Not that there's anything wrong with that).

Really, though, he's hot as hell, for a 16 year old kid. So sue me. I have a motto, "If they look that good, they're not too young". Nuff said.

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What did I tell you?? mmmmhmmm.

Now, I probably didn't get anything done last night because I was too busy watching EM TV.

Em sayin hi to me!

That's right, Em's waving to me. I'm da bomb. I sat there for two hours at least, going back and forth between AOL, Slingo, email, and EM TV. It was highly entertaining. Think of it as "stress relief". Come on, I am on spring break, ya'll.

Oh, see that thing right below her hand? The thing sticking up by her chest? (Don't go there, ok). That's her KNEE. Thats how thin she is. I could cut off my tits, my thighs, and my large ass and still never be that thin. I'm using Em as the body model of what I want to be in my next life... small tits and all.

(It's a JOKE, ya'll. Go read Em's if you wanna know).

***** An hour later *****

I've been looking for a picture of the lead guy from Third Eye Blind, Stephan, to show you all how truly hot he is. I saw the video for "Never Let You Go" the other day and almost spit my drink. That man has had a major makeover... or maybe it's just the long hair. I'm of the opinion that long hair and a trench coat can make any man look like god. Anyways, he is nuclear in that video, and I can't seem to find a good pic on the web to prove my point. Just take my word for it.

And yes, I got my way and watched Dave. I usually do. <innocent smile>

******

10 things I shouldn't do during spring break:

1) sleep 12 hours at a time
2) eat ice cream for breakfast
3) watch nonstop movies on cable
4) go two or more days without a shower
5) stay up past 2am
6) watch back to back episodes of Behind The Music on VH1
7) eat pop tarts for dinner
8) play hours and hours of SNOOD
9) spend all night setting up a picture in Bryce
10) download music off the net instead of doing designs

Should I, or shouldn't I? Should I? No? yes?

Heh. Come on. I've already done at least 5... 5 more to go.




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