Category: Fusion, Fluff, Angst, Comedy, Lime, AU
Rating: R (for language, adult content, and some sexual situations)
Pairings: 13x11, 6x9, R+1, 4xD, 3+4, 1x2, HxR, 5xS, 3x4 (There are approximately in chronological order)
Spoilers: Just a few from the book Bridget Jones's Diary (and a little for the movie)
Warnings: It's written in a diary format in the first person.
Notes: You can read this without reading the books, but it makes a little more sense if you do. They are a quick read. You can also watch the movie, but it's just not the same. I am going to drift from the plot of Bridget, so don't get upset when I do, but there are going to be lots of points where the two merge. This does take place when the boys are about 25. Heero and Trowa are a little older, a year or two. The rest are the usual age dispersion.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. There's not a single original one in the lot. Any character either belong to Helen Feilding or whoever wrote Gundam Wing.

Quatre Winner's Diary: New Year, New Life

By Chibi Hentai-chan


Thursday, Jan 16th
11:25 pm

Ha! This bet just got even better. I went out to dinner tonight with Duo and Lena, 'Fei had homework as usual, and they told me the greatest story.

"Okay, Q man, no shit, so there we were [1] in the lobby, chatting it up and having a good time when who should come out but Mr. Tight Ass himself?" Duo began in his usual storytelling manner.

"Heero," Relena clarified.

"Yeah, Heero. He's walking with his mucky-muck acting all stoic and guardy, so I said to Lena, 'Hun, lets give him a show.'"

"Actually what you said was, 'There's the asshole, let's give him something he can't forget.'"

"Yeah, whatever. So I dipped down Princess here and laid one on her good."

"He kissed me."

"I kissed you good."

"It was okay."

"Only okay? God, I'm losing my touch. So anyway, when we finished, both of us looked over at Vile Heero [2], and he was looking all longing and pissy, if you can call it that, he basically has constipated and more constipated from what I can tell…"

"So, which one of you was he looking at?" I asked coyly. I'm good at being coy.

"Um, I don't know," Duo answered. "What do you think ojou-san?"

"It was too far away to tell," she replied. "But still he looked at me. That's a start."

"So, was he cute enough for Lena?" I asked Duo.

"God he’s amazing. There's one thing I have to say about your taste," he said pointing to Relena. "Aesthetically it's infallible, you chose me after all, but when it comes to personality, there's always a flaw."

"Yeah, like your mouth?" she asked teasingly.

"Hey, I thought mine was 'cause I'm gay. Trust me, I've never had a complaint about the mouth."

Tomorrow night is going to be great. Duo's not even going to make it to the table when he sees Heero sitting there. Should I be giddy about this?

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[1] Someone told me that's how stories started in the SCA and I just thought it was funny. So much better than "So anyway, I was drunk and we had this B. B. gun..."
[2] For those of you that read the book, well I just had to throw it in. I had to. That might be the last one...might.


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