:: a purple skinned elf boy with green hair and mismatched eyes sits glaring at his computer:: okay, i've done everything in my power to find the virus a couple people have told me i have but my virus checker (and a couple of other peoples! @.@) keep telling me everything's clear! ::growl:: so, if you don't have a checker, or don't trust the one you do have, be kinda careful with this, 'k? in the meantime, i'm going to ASSUME that my checker's working ok, (it passed the little 'is your checker working teste'!) and send this out. why? because i haven't posted anything in a month or so and am not getting stuff written very fast (except my short story for my writting class) and so am feeling rather guilty.

this isn't a fic, it's a filk. in otherwords, i took a song, rewrote it, and showed it to my friend quinn who reminded me that it was perfectly ok to be heterosexual. :P (this from the guy who helped me plot out cute tamahome/nakago scenes during lunch!). it's rather old, i wrote it last fall.

"creature of the woods" is by the lovely and talented heather alexander (bow to her, worship her, go to teleport.com/~seafire/index1.shtml and buy all her albums so she can get a new one out in spring! :) ). if you want a copy of the non-filked lyrics (not included because i couldn't find a formatting i liked to include them and i'm a lazy ass) just write. enjoy!

~ Moonshadow D'tarth

The truth about Satyrs
(originally Creature of the Wood, by Heather Alexander)
By Moonshadow D'Tarth

I swiftly step behind a tree
Another maiden's after me!
They seek me out from far and wide
And constantly I have to hide
So every day I hope and pray
That they will figure out I'm gay.
I want a male lover

I've been alone since time began
Attracting girls but not one man
If I see one more 'helpless lass'
I might just kick her helpless ass
Out of my woods and leave the town
Wouldn't that bring the women down?
I want a male lover.

Come unto me my handsome youth
I'm sick of maids and that's the truth!
I'd much rather be with thee
I'll make thee happy, come and see
I'll answer all thine prayers and more
Hast thou been in love before?
I shall be thy lover.

Sweet love I'll make for thee alone
And show thee sights before unknown
I'll keep thee ever safe and free
From any troubles that plague thee
Just never leave these arms of mine
And leave me here for girls to find.
I shall be thy lover.

I've played my pipes before man's dawn
Seen silly maidens swoon and fawn
Sought out a man to share my days
Yet only found more love struck maids
I must return to silent dells
Before women turn my life to hell!

So take my hand and let us dance
I'll teach thee all about romance
Let our lips meet in a kiss
I'll give thee every thing thou wish
I'll teach thee things man has forbade
I know more than any maid!
I shall be thy lover.

I post a sign outside the wood
Forbidding women to intrude
Then swiftly I retreat
To where we two had planned to meet
I pull thee into my embrace
And feel thine heart beat start to race.
I've got a male lover!


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