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Razzle Survives A Lynching... Razzle: Have any of you ever been hung by the neck Nikkili: not lately no Acira: Not yet Angus: not in this life, no darkmage: look out raz farted *ducks* Razzle: One night I was :-) Daphne: I see it didn't take very well... Daphne: *G* Acira: You can hang me, not tell another story. heheh darkmage: we can hey nik get a rope Daphne: Why were you hung, Razzle?? Nikkili: haha Razzle: no Daphne I did come out of it alive Nikkili: who can tie a hangmans knot? Razzle: Well a friend and I were out one night Nikkili: ack Razzle: enjoying the evening at a tavern Nikkili: *listens Razzle: Little did we know that we were the targets that night for some fun Razzle: the local boys were planing darkmage: oh no it's a bitter beer face story Acira: lol Razzle: was in a little town in the sounth east Razzle: My buddy and I were in the air force at the time Razzle: And out the main gate there was a sign "Help Clean up Biloxi, Kill an Airman" Razzle: Nice town to have an air base at Razzle: so It seems these local boys wanted to have some fun with us darkmage: must have been a slow tourist season Razzle: so late at night they grabed the 2 of us Razzle: and took us out to the cemitary VictoriaPhibes: lol Razzle: Taking a cable with nooses on both ends Razzle: they toss the cable over a pole darkmage: giggles Razzle: and have us stand on a brick ledge Razzle: putting a noose over both our necks darkmage: stretch time VictoriaPhibes: ouch Angus: Time to dig the graves, lads... Razzle: then left us for the niaght Razzle: but just before they had done that Razzle: they had us sit on an ant hill Angus: och! Chelaan: Ouch Razzle: so you can emagin how much we were moving while trying to stand on that ledge darkmage: itchy hehehe
