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Wat voor vragen had je me willen stellen?'' </div> <div> Wat verbaast u het meeste aan de mensheid? </div> <bR> <div> God antwoordde: </div> <div> ,,Dat ze de kindertijd maar niks vinden. Ze willen zo snel mogelijk groot worden en dan verlangen ze er weer naar kind te zijn. </div> <div> Dat ze hun gezondheid kwijtraken om geld te verdienen </div> <div> en dan hun geld kwijtraken om weer gezond te worden. </div> <bR> <div> Dat ze door zich zorgen te maken over de toekomst </div> <div> het heden vergeten </div> <div> zodat ze niet in het heden én niet in de toekomst leven. </div> <div> Dat ze leven alsof ze nooit zullen sterven </div> <div> en sterven alsof ze nooit hebben geleefd.'' </div> <bR> <div> God pakte mijn hand </div> <div> en we waren een tijdje stil. </div> <div> Toen vroeg ik... </div> <div> Kunt u een paar levenslessen noemen die U, als Vader, aan uw kinderen zou willen leren? </div> <div> God antwoordde met een glimlach: </div> <div> ,,Dat ze niet kunnen zorgen dat iemand hen liefheeft. </div> <div> Wat ze wel kunnen, is zichzelf laten liefhebben. </div> <bR> <div> Dat het niet goed is zichzelf met anderen te vergelijken. </div> <div> Dat niet degene rijk is die het meeste heeft, </div> <div> maar die het minste nodig heeft. </div> <div> Dat we bij mensen die we liefhebben, in een paar seconden diepe wonden kunnen openhalen, </div> <div> waarna het vele jaren duurt om ze weer te helen. </div> <bR> <div> Te leren vergeven door vergeving in praktijk te brengen. </div> <div> Dat er mensen zijn die erg veel van hen houden, </div> <div> maar die eenvoudig hun gevoelens niet kunnen uiten of laten zien. </div> <div> Dat twee mensen naar hetzelfde kunnen kijken en iets verschillends zien. </div> <bR> <div> Dat het niet altijd genoeg is om door anderen vergeven te worden. Maar dat ze zichzelf moeten vergeven. </div> <div> En dat Ik hier ben. </div> <bR> <div> Altijd.'' </div> <bR> <div> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</div> <bR> <div> Benefits Of Growing Older</div> <bR> <bR> <div> 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.</div> <div> 2)In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.</div> <div> 3)No one expects you to run into a burning building.</div> <div> 4)People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"</div> <div> 5)People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.</div> <div> 6)There's nothing left to learn the hard way.</div> <div> 7)Things you buy now won't wear out.</div> <div> 8)You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.</div> <div> 9)You can live without sex but not without glasses.</div> <div> 10)You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.</div> <div> 11)You get into a heated argument about pension plans.</div> <div> 12)You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.</div> <div> 13)You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.</div> <div> 14)You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.</div> <div> 15)You sing along with the elevator music.</div> <div> 16)Your eyes won't get much worse.</div> <div> 17)Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.</div> <div> 18)Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.</div> <div> 19)Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.</div> <div> 20)Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. </div> <bR> <div> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</div> <div> Sex  met een  knipoog...</div> <bR> <div> STRANGE SEX LAWS</div> <bR> <div> 1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the </div> <div> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is </div> <div> punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)</div> <bR> <div> 2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is </div> <div> prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only </div> <div> see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)</div> <bR> <div> 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also </div> <div> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with </div> <div> a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)</div> <bR> <div> 4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)</div> <bR> <div> 5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside </div> <div> and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for </div> <div> the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for </div> <div> virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere </div> <div> else in the world that even comes close to this?)</div> <bR> <div> 6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous </div> <div> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the </div> <div> other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)</div> <bR> <div> 7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical </div> <div> fish stores. (But of course!)</div> <bR> <div> 8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the </div> <div> first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. </div> <div> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)</div> <bR> <div> 9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman </div> <div> and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they </div> <div> had to pass this law?)</div> <bR> <div> 10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with </div> <div> one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only </div> <div> "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the </div> <div> premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, </div> <div> though!!)</div> <div> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</div> <bR> <div> <B>Priceless Wisdom</B> </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who fart in church sit in own pew. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who smoke pot choke on handle. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do. </div> <div> 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VSPACE="0">Man who lose key to apartment not get new key. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who run behind car get exhausted. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sit on tack get point. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Find blind man on nude beach, not hard. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Those who quote Confucious are fools. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Crowded elevator smell different to midget. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sneezes without handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" 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SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Woman who fly plane upside down have crackup. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Epileptic woman who give oral sex may bite big one. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who kisses girls behind, gets crack in face. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Better to be pissed off than pissed on. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Nail on board is not good as screw on bench. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">War not determine who is right, war determine who is left. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Okay for crap to happen, will decompose. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who drive like hell bound to get there. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man with one chopstick go hungry. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who puts pecker in peanut butter jar is f***ing nuts. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man with athletic finger make broad jump. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who lay girl on hill not on level. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who kiss epileptic woman may get tongue-tied. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Modern house without toilet uncanny. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sit on an upturned tack shall surely rise. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who run in front of car get tired. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Confucius say too damn much. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Woman who go to mans apartment for snack may get tit bit. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Squirrel who runs up womans leg not find nuts. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who live in glass house, dress in basement. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Support bacteria, it may be the only culture some people have. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Procrastination like masturbation, only screw self. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who shoot off mouth, bound to lose face. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without subject coming up. </div> <div> <IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b7011880009900.gif" HEIGHT="19" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor. </div> <bR> <div> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not undermine your worth</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>by comparing yourself with others.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>It is because we are different that</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>each of us is special.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not set your goals by what other</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>people deem important. Only you</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>know what is best for you.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not take for granted the</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>things closest to your heart.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>Cling to them as you would your life,</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>for without them, life is meaningless.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not let your life slip through your</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>fingers by living in the past nor for the future.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>By living your life one day at a time,</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>you live all the days of your life.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not give up when you have something to give.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>Nothing is really over until the moment you</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>stop trying. It is fragile thread that binds us</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>to each other.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not be afraid to encounter risks.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>It is by taking chances that we learn</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>how to be brave.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not shut love out of your life</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>by saying it is impossible to find.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>The quickest way to receive love is to give love.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>The fastest way to lose love is to hold it to tightly.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not dismiss your dreams.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>To be without dreams is to be without hope.</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>To be without hope is to be without purpose.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Do not run through life so fast that you</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>forget not only where you have been</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>but also where you are going.</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Life is not a race but a journey</B></I> </div> <div> <I><B>to be savored each step of the way.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> jayen , narmadanagar ,india</div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id71.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Verhalen 2"><U><I><B><IMG SRC="7bc96390.jpg" border=0 width="150" height="57" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></I></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>