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spree:
1. Wash your clothes everyday with 3 articles of clothing a load. Dry each load for an hour.
2. Buy your normal groceries but only eat half of it and throw it in the fridge. Commence to go out to eat and buy more food while you let your half eaten leftovers rot in the fridge.
3. Use as much product as possible? Washing 1 dish? soak that sponge with dish washing soap! just took a shit? wrap your hand with toilet paper like u broke it so u can wipe ur ass.
4. Buy stuff addictedly off random websites and ebay and never use them!
5. Mess up your car with random mods so it messes up your ride and you need to keep it in the shop to constantly have it fixed!
6. Have a girlfriend.
7. Turn on every single light when your home. Oh your going out? leave the lights on so you don't hafta turn them back on when you get home!
An Interesting Interpretation I compiled under the influence of Mary Jane...
8-31-02
Was watching Devil's Advocate. The movie is extremely deep. Keanu Reeves is chosen to take over the Devil's reign over humans. God gives Keanu a glimpse of this through a flash forward. This flash shows how the Devil made Keanu and gives him tests about whether or not to let humans go unpunished for following instinct, the one thing God gave humans over other species (and this is why God regulates it).
Keanu is a lawyer, and the Devil is the one who let's instinct run free. This, in a way, is fucking with God Himself and the Devil is trying to make God kill all humans.
The 1st case has Keanu acquitting a guilty school teacher who raped a student (the teacher's act of instinct). This symbolizes a Loss for God and Win for the Devil since the teacher went unpunished for following his own act of instinct). If Keanu chooses to win the case (acquit the defendant) he chooses to take over the Devil's Reign. By losing these cases he is choosing God over the Devil. The defendants in this movie symbolize evil, while it is Keanu's own wife that symbolizes good. The Devil himself warns Keanu numerous times, in fact telling him not to choose evil. The Devil controls various people at certain times in the movie, warning Keanu. He tells Keanu to choose his wife, to pick his wife over the cases, and that "you don't win 'em all."
Eventually he moves to NYC, takes part in the Devil's law firm, and acquits another defendant. It is interesting because both defendants morph into strange looking demons when viewed from Keanu' wife's perspective. IN addition to this, the 2nd defendant morphs into the 1st one, thus emphasizing how both are the same demon the Devil is using to test Keanu. Even the nurse where his wife is stayin at is a demon.
At one point in the movie, an employee of the NYC law firm dies. He is killed by demons, under the Devil's control. Al Pacino tells us he was killed because the employee was going to defect, and testify. This would notify the Justice System (i.e. God) of the Devil's plan, and the law firm would have been shut down.
The movie emphasizes Al Pacino is the Devil, with the scene of him boiling holy water in a church. At certain points he has fire lighting on his face, and at the end he has fire behind him. One scene tells us Keanu is infact the Devil's son, as Keanu's mother admits who his father is.
It is funny because at the end, the Dvil explains that he made the 20th century. "Round 20 with God" Coming out "guns blazing" if Keanu takes over the reign.
So after this flash forward Keanu loses the case (the teacher is convicted). He chooses Good. Keanu chooses his wife, but after the case a reporter comes in and tells him to be a star. This entices Keanu to not choose his wife, to not choose good. Rather than following the path of a lawyer, he can follow the path by being a star. Keanu takes a card. The reporter morphs into the Devil (showing the Devil is still trying to get Keanu to take over his reign).
It is interesting because the movie refers to all superstars as workers of the Devil. They promote the following of one's own instinct. In the movie we find out the Devil is involved in the business of drug dealing. This is another way of distributing a supply to the demand of taking drugs (instinct).
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